Me: "Okay, how bout a live frog?"
Boss Lady: "You don't need to fill out an injury claim?"
Me: "Nah, I just took it easy."
What my crew lead said: "You just take it easy!"
What my crew lead was thinking: "Please don't do anything that would make you need to fill out an injury claim."
Me: "Oh, how clever! He put the body in the crawdad trap!"
Coworkers #1-3: "...."
Crew Lead: "Nice farmers tan!"
Me: "Ha! This is nothing. Last week I looked like Neapolitan ice-cream!"