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Humans are Weird - Crumpled Paper

4/27/2021

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​ Humans are Weird – Crumpled Paper



“I think the human might be more amenable to sharing his artwork with you if you approached him even marginally less like an ambush predator about the subject,” Second Sister observed in the general direction of Professor Nine Trills’s hunched back.
The Trisk gave a hist of frustration and shook out his shoulders. He had begun life as a rather pale amber and the advancing years had added quite a bit of white to his fur. His sensory horn had begun to shrink and wrinkle a bit but his eyes still sparkled with health and interest. He shifted his carry pack between his wings and with only a little obvious effort he sprung into the air and flew over to where Second Sister was sorting through the first recycling bin in search of something useful wast water absorbency.
“If you see anything that was obviously crumpled by human hands could you toss it into the consideration basket for me?” Professor Nine Trills asked.
Second Sister took a moment to adjust the protective gloves on her hands as she tilted her triangular head to look down at the professor of art history.
“Would I be aiding you in violating the privacy of a colleague if I did? She asked as her frill pressed tightly to her neck.
“No!” Professor Nine Trills insisted, and then a moment later with less confidence in his tone, “no.”
“You have repeated tried to get a view of that particular artist’s work,” Second Sister observed as she turned the majority of her attention back to her task.
She found a nicely shaped scrap of absorbent paper that would just cover the underside of the starts tray and placed it in her basket.
“The artist has refused. I do not see why you persist in your attempts,” she observed.
“The artist has not refused to let me see his work!” Professor Nine Trills snapped. “Not directly in any case. In fact when I mention that I had done just this and observed one of his discarded works he did not censure me. That one down there!” Professor Nine Trills exclaimed, eagerly pointing a wing claw at a ball of crumpled drawing paper.
Second Sister resisted the urge to flap her frill at him and reached down to pick up the paper. The Winged immediately began smoothing it out while clicking happily to himself.
“Yes,” he said. “A very nice example of their focus on muscle-structure as observed through the membrane, and a few practice attempts at shading cylinders. There’s another, do grab it for me.”
Second sister weeded out about half a dozen of the rejected drawings and handed them over to the Professor. She glanced down at the first drawing. It was clearly a highly accurate rendering of a human hand in the graphite medium that most traditional human artists preferred. According to her sisters who had taken a more optical medical track humans saw the medium as a slightly reflective gray while she saw it as a fine, chaotic rainbow haze. However the density of the application meant that the anatomy was still clear to her. She clicked her mandibles in surprise.
“I cannot detect any error in this representation of a human hand,” she observed.
The Professor glanced at it absently twitched a wing in agreement.
“You said that he discards these because he is frustrated with his failure,” she continued. “How is this a failure.”
The small Professor expanded with a sigh and began to roll the papers up.
“This is not an attempt to manifest an illustration for an anatomy textbook,” he said. “This is Art.”
Second Sister wasn’t quite sure how she knew that he considered it a proper noun but somehow she heard it in his voice.
“This work of art has failed to meet the expectation of it that he had so he considers it a failure,” Professor Nine Trills finished.
“Even so,” Second Sister replied. “It is inconvenient for you to have to riveter these from the recycle bin. The human is reported to be a very cooperative and engaging personality. He knows that you want these sketches for academic purposes. Why does he risk their destruction by crumpling them and tossing them away?”
“I don’t know,” the Professor said with a huff. “When I asked at the relevant time he would only snarl that it wasn’t good enough. One of the other humans observed that he had a perfectionist streak, and no I do not know what that means.”  
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Dan Milano's Replies to My Videos and General Information on Writing and Creating Part 2

4/25/2021

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Dan Milano's Replies to My Videos and General Information on Writing and Creating Part 2

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Humans are Weird - Lip Balm

4/20/2021

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 Humans are Weird – Lip Balm


“And why?” Second Sister asked, “do you need a large canister of category four emergency membrane sealant transported to the secondary airlock?”
“There is a medical emergency that requires it,” Sixteenth Cousin said as she tossed a few of the harshest of the antiseptic wipes into her carry case.
Second Sister really tried to keep her frill from flattening to her neck but she was afraid that she failed rather spectacularly from the way that the Sixteenth Cousin’s antenna curled into defensive little buds. Second Sister took stock of the situation and decided to hazard an informed guess.
“Is this for a human?” she asked.
Sixteenth Cousin relaxed a bit and let her head tilt in confirmation. Second Sister considered her options. She was new on this base and had not yet established her place properly. While she technically outranked the Sixteenth Cousin on ever level, the other had been on this particular base, working with these particular humans for much longer than Second Sister had even been certified as a xenomedic. It would be bad form both socially and practically to openly contradict her. There was also the matter of the fact of Sixteenth Cousin’s hive being a massive power in the next system over from Second Sister’s hive. It would not be good to offend them, so she brought her frill under control and politely asked to accompany Sixteenth Cousin to observe.
“Certainly,” Sixteenth Cousin said as she hefted the medical bag with impressive strengths and started walking towards the airlock.
She was tall for a cousin in the teens and her alert look suggested a higher than usual level of intelligence, perhaps a Second Daughter of a Third Mother. It was possible given how large her home hive was reported to be. Rumor had it they would be splitting the hive to form a colony soon.
“It will be good for you to begin desensitizing yourself to human membrane cracks as soon as possible.” Sixteenth Sister said as they moved down the corridor.
“The human has a cracked membrane?” Second Sister asked, ashamed at the obvious horror that tainted the set of her antenna.
“Remember,” Sixteenth Cousin said with a cautioning gesture, “it is hardly a serious matter for them. They have a triple layer member, with multiple shielding layers. I suspect no serious internal fluid leakage yet. In fact I fully expect to prevent that through quick action.”
“Was the human assaulted by the local fauna?” Second Sister asked.
“No,” Sixteenth Cousin said with a brisk click of annoyance as the had to stop to maneuver around a cuddle of Undulates in the middle of the hallway. “He simply forgot to apply the protective biochemical over-layer before leaving for his mission and the atmospheric exposure caused the damage.”
“I thought,” Second Sister said as she gingerly pulled her hind-leg over the last Undulate, “That this planet was not rated as dangerous for human membranes.”
“Not their exoderm, no,” Sixteenth Cousin confirmed. “The damage is on his endoderm.”
Second Sister stopped dead and her frill paled with horrified surprise.
“How was he allowed to go out with exposed endoderm?” she demanded when Sixteenth Cousin stopped to look back at her expectantly.
Sixteenth Cousin clicked in surprise.
“Weren’t you given the latest training?” she asked. “Humans have several square centimeters of chronically exposed endoderm. You can see the color range change on the fleshy covering over their mandibles.”
Second Sister stared at her in astonishment for several moments until Sixteenth Cousin twitched her antenna in a reminder that they needed to move on. Second Sister followed her in quiet thought.
“So this damage that they take,” she finally said. “It is common?”
“It has a nearly specific name,” Sixteenth Cousin said. “They call it chapped lips. It is one of those mild problems that sometimes become larger problems which it is often the duty of older sisters and cousins to mind in hatchlings as they begin to explore their gardens.”
Second Sister tried to hide her shudder of sympathetic horror for any elder sister who had to encounter a garden full of cracked membranes, but Sixteenths Cousin clearly saw her discomfort and clicked her mandibles in sympathy.
“Yes, it is a rather nasty thought,” she said, “but you’ll get used to it. I did.”
The reached the airlock and Second Sister could see the human lounging against the wall to rest his massive bipedal frame. Now that she was looking for it she noted the clearly different coloration lines around his solid mandibles. Both the exoderm and the endoderm were radiating in the far infrared, clearly indicating freshly healing damage. Fortunately she could not see the human’s iridescent blood so the damage was mild as Sixteenth Cousin had said. However, as she watched the human reached idly up and grasped a thin, loose flap of his membrane and yanked it off of the healthy membrane underneath. The membrane flared anew at the abuse and Second Sister gave a startled click.
“They are less responsive to medical orders if you show weakness,” Sixteenth Cousin said.
Second Sister took a good long look at Sixteenth Cousin and the reason for the other’s strict control was not in fact personal disrespect. Second Sister tried to calcify her nerves and gestured to the container of balm.
“Shall we proceed?” she asked in the firmest tone she could muster.
“That is our chosen profession,” Sixteenth replied with a rather grim set to her antennas.




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Kaiju No. 8 Chapter 31 Review and Analysis – So That’s What the Screaming Was All About–Such Awesome

4/16/2021

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 Kaiju No. 8 Chapter 31 Review and Analysis – So That’s What the Screaming Was All About–Such Awesome


Hello my wonderful viewers and welcome to another episode of Betty Adams overanalyzes. Today we are taking a look at Chapter 31 of Kaiju No. 8. I will try to keep my fangirl squealing to a minimum but I have not had this much fun with a manga since…I can’t remember when. I kid you not, there were three separate moments where I had to get up and leave my computer so I could run around outside squealing. It is a dang good thing that I have desensitized both my cats and my neighbors to this kind of behavior. It is one thing to have them know that I am a strange little fangirl and shrug and accept it, it is a very different thing when they come up to me and gently ask if I need to speak to the councilor like folks used to do when I was in Uni. This was just, this was just so good, so wholesome, so, so perfectly shonen manga.  

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WE MADE THE TOP 100 AGAIN! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!

4/13/2021

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Thank you all so much! "Humans are Weird: I Have the Data" made it into the top 100 again! In fact it's made it to #91 in humorous science fiction. There we are right below Margaret Atwood!


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"Humans are Weird: I Have the Data"

4/13/2021

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With oceans full of non-toxic fish, why do humans catch and eat poisonous fish deliberately? Find out in: "Humans are Weird: I Have the Data" A short story collection featuring only the finest weirdness that humanity has to offer our alien friends.

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Humans are Weird - Bullwhip

4/12/2021

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 Humans are Weird – Bullwhip


The fact that there were two wing’s-worth of messages waiting for him in his message que when the silverwing finally reentered the range of the broadcast antenna was hardly surprising Five-Trills mused as he ran a winghook tiredly over his sensory horns. Their exploratory flight had been out for nearly a local day past their stated return time and on a planet that was only barely rated as safe, and that only with the obliging presence of the humans to offer advice and protection, the idea that they had all been messily devoured by some random plant was a worryingly likely suspicion. The fact that they had been sent to investigate some, “cool” carnivorousness plants by on the humans’ suggestion made it more so. However the humans had said that the plants seemed harmless for even a creature of the Wingeds’ size and despite the little incident with the mother-plant it had turned out to be so, for the most part.
Five-Trills shifted his talons uneasily in the soothing wraps the medic had somehow fabricated from their field supplies. Being trapped in a non-sentient, let alone non-sapient living organism that was trying to eat you in the slowest possible way imaginable while countless insects died around you was a rather unpleasant way to spend the greater part of a day, but he had eventually managed to claw his way up the slippery sides of the plants digestive chamber and had even managed to dry off his wings and fly back to the Silverwing under his own power. The poor fool who had, successfully, tried to eat his way out through the side had needed to be lifted aboard and was now quietly retching into the waste disposal unit. Though he had admitted that the inner flesh of the plant was pretty tasty.
“Nearly home,” Eight Clicks said from where he was slumped in the copilot’s hammock.
Five-Trills gave a grunt of affirmation.
“To bad Human Friend Esteban couldn’t have come with us,” Eight Click went on, his voice reanimating as they neared their destination. He had been nearly comatose with exasperation by the time he and climbed back into the Silverwing, “He could have rescued us all in a flight of wing-beats, and prevented any damage to the plants as well.”
“He is a little hard to fit in the Silverwing,” Five-Trills pointed out in a dry tone.
“Still,” Eight Clicks went on as he made another attempt to groom the bare patches where his back fur used to be, “I just feel safer with a human around you know.”
The sentence ended abruptly as the alarms on the Silverwing started clicking frantically, moments before a sonic shock-wave ripped over its sensor rich surface causing the craft to shudder.


“What-” the suddenly perfectly alert Eight Click started to demand when a second shock-wave hit them.
“-was-” he rather boldly kept trying.
A third shock-wave triggered the self defense protocols in the Silverwing and it dove for the ground. In a moment it had pressed it’s underbelly to the foliage of the ground-cover, giving them a fine view of the soft, ear shaped leaves, still trembling from the wind of their landing.
“-that?” the determined Eight Click finally got out.
“Silverwing why have you diverted from your landing instructions,” the curt voice of the air traffic controller suddenly pipped up from the comms unit.
“We were knocked out of the sky by some sort of sonic wave!” Eight Click snapped. “Three of them!”
“Injuries?” the air traffic controller asked quickly.
There was a brief murmur of negatives from the back of the Silverwing and Five-Trill raised a wing for silence.
“We are uninjured and undamaged,” Five-Trills said. “The force of the sonic blasts triggered the emergency landing protocols in our Silverwing. It does not look like they had power enough to actually damage us, but before I take us airborne again I would like to know what caused it.”
“That will be tricky,” the air traffic controller said after a moment. “We are reading the disturbance but, despite its intensity it is difficult to get-”
“Human Friend Esteban,” Five-Trills suddenly cut in.
“Oh don’t worry,” the air traffic controller said with a click of amusement. “We will certainly send the resident human after whatever the threat-”
“No!” Five-Trills snapped. “Assume he is the cause, and use his location to compare to your data!”
There was a moment of sudden silence and then the voice on the other end heaved a tired sigh.
“Your analysis is correct-”
Another set of three sonic waves swept over them and the air traffic controller waited for them to pass.
“He requested clearance to test the function of a tool he has been making from the skin of that predator he killed on the other continent-”
Three more sonic waves, faster now.
“His justification was desire to participate in his ancestral culture through the construction of and practice with the tool-”
Six sonic waves coursed over them in rapid succession.
“There is in fact a note about how the tool uses sound waves to direct the course of large, dangerous herbivores-”
Now nine sonic waves, with increasing power, ripped over them.
“Can you tell him to stop?” demanded Five-Trills.
“I have triggered the visual alert in the training field,” the air traffic controller assured them.
Three more sonic waves whipped past before the sound stopped.
“Human Friend Estaban is coiling up the tool and signals that he is returning to the base proper,” the now cheerful voice announced.
“Coiling?” Five-Trills demanded. “What is this thing exactly?”
“He called it a, bullwhip,” the air traffic controller announced. “Now I need to sign off. It should be safe for you to proceed to base.”
Five-Trills set about convincing the Silverwing it was safe to take off and shot Eight Clicks an annoyed glance.
“Always safer with the human around?” he demanded.
Eight Clicks shrugged.
“At least we are safe from large, directionless, herbivores,” he pointed out.




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Creator Interview - Ghostman Radio

4/11/2021

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Humans are Weird - Interview! Cryptozoology Enthusiast Interviews Me for his Podcast - Origins of the HAW Species Discussed

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Humans are Weird – Report
Original Post: Humans Are Actually Very Strange (authorbettyadams.com)

Report from Cultural Researcher Qulix’tch to Home Swarm University – Re: Human Survival Rates As it Relates To Diet
Dearest colleagues,
I am ever grateful for your kind communications and support. I have compiled all collected data and attached it to the overview for your perusal. Let me say first and foremost that the rumors that I was sent to investigate, i.e., that humans were the first observed truly omnivorous species, have turned out to be a gross understatement.
It is not simply that humans can eat both vegetative flesh and animal flesh, not even that they can eat anything in between, but seriously, they eat everything regardless of its inherent nutrient value and risk factor. Indeed this increases their odds of survival, but from an intercultural interaction standpoint, it is a little weird and creepy – let’s be honest – that it seems like their first thought when encountering something new that isn’t a rock is “Can I eat this?”
Mostly they prefer plant matter (thank whatever deity you will) as they seem to be squeamish about eating sentient beings, and the odds favor that plants won’t be. It has also come to my attention that our particular eight-legged and multi-eyed form, added to our chitinous outer membrane, is particularly unappetizing to them across their multi-culture. This is reassuring but hardly a firm deterrent as they have an instinct set that drives them to make digestible anything that isn’t inherently.
The nutrients are trapped in an unusable form? No worries; the human just finds something combustible, builds a fire, and heats it till the indigestible fibers or whatever release the nutrients.
Is the edible bit protected by spikes, spines, and thorns? They might just grab a rock and beat it until the edible bit is available.
They carry around vats of acid just in case they need to add it to the mix to denature large proteins.
I kid you not; they have hundreds, hundreds, of different species of microbes on their skin, in their mouth, in their digestive tract that help them break down what their own systems won’t.
If the nutrients are contaminated with unfriendly microorganisms, they count on this friendly micro-fauna, as they call it, to fight them off. Failing that, they have developed an entire subculture devoted to brewing poison of just the correct potency that it kills the intruding microorganisms while leaving them alive.
And if there is no plant matter they can eat? They just find a (hopefully) non-sentient species that can break it down for them and wring the proteins and nutrients out of them in ways that don’t bear mentioning. (See appendix Eggs, Milk, and Meat.)
It has been reported, if you can believe it (and with humans, why not), that on their own planet, in an ocean that is full of fish that they can eat with no processing at all, there is one species that is particularly poisonous to humans. Instead of avoiding it and eating the swarming fish species that are so benign that they can be eaten without even the basic heating, humans pay to have a specialist in food preparation known as a chef go through a complicated ritual to remove the deadly toxin. They will do this even when the non-toxic fish flesh is readily and far more cheaply available.
Then, even when they have enough nutrients, they will masticate whatever inorganic substance is at hand in some odd, seemingly unconscious ritual. The humans I encountered seemed to have a preference for writing utensils for this purpose.
I hope the information I have gathered will prove useful.

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Kaiju NO. 8 - Art in the Off Chapter and Other Manga Musings for Freestyle Friday

4/9/2021

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The Grand Pacific Rolling Along As The Sun Sets to Soothing Music

4/8/2021

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Hey! The books are moving well on Amazon and now have 40 reviews and ratings! If you bought the book and enjoyed it, it would really help me out if you leave a quick star rating on Amazon. A review would be great but just stars would be a huge boost *****!

QUICK NOTE: RE: everyone who asked. The book is avaliable in Amazon regions US-UK-DE-FR-ES-IT-NL-JP-BR-CA-MX-AU-IN. HOWEVER The above link only takes you to the US Amazon site. The one indicated by the .com ending. If it says "not avaliable in your country" that just means that you need to click over to your Amazon region.

Of course if you want a signed first edition you can email me at the email on my website and I can ship you a signed Author copy of the first edition for the same price as the crowdfunding campaign $35 domestic and $50 overseas. I'll do that until I run out of extra books.
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