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Humans are Weird – Neighborly

11/28/2023

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 Humans are Weird – Neighborly

First Sister was reminding herself, for the third time this morning, that humans – mammals that they were – developed a bit slower than Shatar. She gave a final firm tug on the tape that secured the new branch to the understory fruit bush, and bent over her workbasket to line her thoughts up before she turned to Human Second Cousin Betty.
“Are you quite ready to move on to the next shrub?” First Sister asked, being very, very careful not to sound annoyed.
Human Second Cousin Betty started up suddenly from where she had been studying a local insect in fascination. Her pheromone profile flushed the air with just enough stress to let First Sister know that she had failed in keeping her irritation to herself, but the human only smiled and quickly shoved her tools into her bag. First Sister very carefully ignored the indisputable fact that Human Second Cousin Betty ignored the specially made holsters for each tool and simply tossed all the tools in the bottom of the bag, where they would damage each other and make it much harder for the human to find them again. That was not a useful thing to point out however. The human made tools were ridiculously sturdy.
Despite her obvious stress a moment before Human Second Cousin Betty was cheerfully singing to herself by the time the crossed the short distance to the next fruit bush. The human thrust her hand down into the bag and rooted around for the tool utterly without care for the skin on her fingers. First Sister fought back a wince and reminder herself again that human skin was much more resilient that Shatar outer membrane. Human Second Cousin Betty finally gave a satisfied grunt and pulled out out a set of hand worked mechanical clippers, she gave a few test clicks, for some reason she considered this necessary every time she pulled them out of bag, and looked at First Sister expectantly.
First Sister considered the plant and chose a stem of the correct age. “This one!” she said tapping the wood.
With, a speed and skill that seemed wildly beyond her overall maturity level Human Second Cousin Betty set to work trimming the stem of excess branches, clearing the other stems around it, and tossing all the extra biomatter into a pile to the side. This part of the grafting would have taken First Sister much longer and she was grateful to have the human’s help, even if Human Second Cousin Betty had a tendency to mentally wander off when she wasn’t actively using the clippers. First Sister took her razor thread and cut into the stem.
“Hold this,” she requested.
Human Second Cousin Betty carefully pried apart the halves of the stem and First Sister reached into her bad and pulled out the new branch, a different fruit, far more magnesium rich. She placed the new cutting in the existing stem. Human Second Cousin Betty release the stem and its own force was enough to hold the new graft in place while First Sister wound the tape around it.
“So what’re we having for dinner at the hive?” Human Second Cousin Betty asked.
“Your First Father said that you are not staying for dinner,” First Sister reminded her with half an antenna as her fingers continued wrapping the tape. “Along after that we do not have meals at the hive.”
“I know,” Human Second Cousin Betty said rolling her eyes, “but we are staying and I want to know what there is to graze on when I get hungry.”
“The gourd-mushrooms are in full bloom,” First Sister said. “You enjoy those correct?”
“They taste like chicken!” Human Second Cousin Betty agreed with a nod.
“Why do you think you are staying?” First Sister asked as she finished the wrap and gave it one last touch to be sure it was solid.
In response Human Second Cousin Betty pointed to Human First Father who had come into view around a particularly dense stand of grass. He was walking with one of the free ranging Human Grandfathers who lived deeper in the undeveloped forest. The new human had a long ragged fringe of hair that seemed to consume his head and upper arms. His clothing was tattered and fraying. He looked, to any Shatar, like someone half dead, but his walked with the full confidence of a healthy human and in his hand he clutched a preposterously heavy stick.
“I see the visiting Grandfather,” First Sister said as they walked towards the next bush, “but what does that have to do with your departure time?”
“Did you see how they were talking?” Human Second Cousin Betty demanded as she started skipping after First Sister. “Once Daddy gets going like that with one of the forest neighbors he won’t stop till he gets hungry. He had a big lunch too. He’s probably not going to come out of the tall grass until after the sun goes down.”
First Sister flicked an antenna over her eye at that, but Human Second Cousin Betty would know her own father she supposed.
“If he is going to loose track of time perhaps we can get First Aunt to fry him some gourd-Mushrooms?” she suggested.
“Oh yeah!” Human Second Cousin Betty agreed as she pulled out her clippers and gave them an experimental click.




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Why Does This Show Like Villains Better - Transformers: EarthSpark Season 1 The Battle of Witwicky

11/26/2023

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Why Does This Show Like Villains Better - Transformers: EarthSpark Season 1 The Battle of Witwicky
https://youtu.be/TyihTuFYnzg?si=RewIPRlkIDyDl1P-
#TFES #OptimusPrime #Megatron #Maltos #Croft




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Why Does This Show Like Villains Better - Transformers: EarthSpark Season 1 The Battle of Witwicky
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Humans are Weird - Due Date

11/24/2023

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​Humans are Weird – Due Date

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“Can’t tonight, Trills,” Susan said as she swept a handful of protein bars into one of her overly large pockets. “I got a deadline.”

Ten-Trills ran a quick hook over his sensory horns to hide his offense. She had given him an open invitation to use her pockets for midday nesting, and then she kept them in such disorder. It was very confusing.
“I am sorry to hear that,” Ten-Trills informed her when he had his fur smoothed. “Did the central coordinators send you another emergency packet?”
“Nah,” Susan said as she selected a rather worrying number of stimulants from those displayed on the counter. “It’s just that report on the protein yields on that hybrid from Tau Gamma Seven.”
“Were you not assigned that report six months ago?” Ten-Trills asked.
“Yeah,” Susan said as she tossed a final muffin into her pockets, “but it’s not done till tonight at midnight.”
“How much do you have left to do?”
“Enough to keep me busy till midnight,” Susan said as she strode out of the room. “See you tomorrow, Trills.”
Ten-Trills watched her go as he mulled over the many recreational hours they had spent together at Susan’s behest. Hopefully there would not be too many crumbs in her pockets when she (hopefully) finished her report.
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Humans are Weird: We Took a Vote Now Available on Audiobook

11/20/2023

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Humans are Weird: We Took a Vote Now Available on Audiobook


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Humans are Weird – Layers

11/20/2023

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 Humans are Weird – Layers

Hek’tck stared out the window into the soft darkness of the forest and sipped his warming broth slowly. He could not discern the branches of the great trees that surrounded the base, the few that there were this far below the canopy, but there was a strange sense of movement in the darkness of the early morning. Behind him, in the blurry distance of the main communal room of the base the stillness was broken by a door sliding open and the stumbling tread of a human who had not quite shaken off the clumsiness of sleep.
Hek’tck felt his chelicerae twitch in amusement as he let one paw idly tap out a warning on his comm alerting the smaller inhabitants of the base to stay off the floor and on the spiderwalks until the humans had full control of their limbs. He lifted his drinking bowl to his lips, still staring out into the darkness that was slowly softening with morning light, but more and more of his attention was shifting to the large form swaying around the kettle and morning fluids station. There was something a bit different about the human this morning, he couldn’t quite touch a thread to it, and the difference was just interesting enough to pull his attention away from his solitary musings. However not interesting enough to do so before he had finished his warming broth.
Hek’tck gave his drinking bowl a swirl to mix any undissolved broth particulates in the final few sips and smacked his chelicerae in satisfaction as he gave a slow leisurely stretch. In the process his paw brushed the window and he took a moment to marvel at the insulation that managed to keep the temperatures so well defined. He could not feel either a hint of cold, nor a drop of condensations on the clear surface. A far cry from the primitive materials sciences integrated into many bases he had been stationed on. He swung his body around, bringing the human into full view of his primary eyes and set out over the spiderwalks towards the sink.
The early riser was Human Friend Maria as he had half expected. She was usually the first of the giant mammals to shake off the deep torpor of the night and stumble into the communal area for her stimulant. She preferred a fragrant chocolate that was just a mild enough toxin that it didn’t require special handling in a shared kitchen. The scent was pleasant enough, if you didn’t mind a little burning in your eyes, and she was now clutching a mug of the dark fluid as she carefully moved to one of the massive chairs in the middle of the room.
What had first caught the attention of Hek’tck’s hindeyes was a dramatic change in shape. Even with his primary eyes now fixed on her it was still a bit of a web to untangle but she had apparently, in addition to her usual clothing, wrapped herself in at least one blanket, and then put her ‘bathrobe’ on over that, tying the mass with a cloth band around her waist. Hek’tck wondered what could have inspired her to sacrifice that much movement as he rinsed out his drinking bowl and set it to dry.
He walked over the spiderwalk network and paused over her head. He crossed his paws over the safety rail and let his attention drift back to the slowly lightening darkness outside the window while Human Friend Maria carefully drank off the top layer of her chocolate. When Hek’tck judged that the mug was safely emptied to an acceptable level he gave several loud clicks. Human Friend Maria blinked and yawned, shifting her bifocal eyes from the window to the spiderwalks in search of the sound.
“Good morning Human Friend Maria,” Hek’tck called out. “I trust you slept well?”
“Like a log,” Human Friend Maria said, the words slurring at the end as her mouth gaped in a yawn. “’sup little bud?”
“I was wondering why you are wearing so many layers,” Hek’tck observed.
Human Friend Maria’s hand reached down and grasped the mass of cloth, shifting it over her lap. Her face went thoughtful and then she smiled and shrugged.
“It’s cold,” she said, before taking another sip of her chocolate.
Hek’tck let that stick for several seconds longer than was strictly polite before moistening his chelicerae and tasting the air.
“The communal room is at the standard daytime temperature,” he observed.
Human Friend Maria blinked up at him slowly with a puzzled look on her face and then she gave a rueful smile.
“It’s cold out there Heck buddy,” she said, gesturing at the window with enough energy to make the chocolate slosh dangerously close to the rim.
Hek’tck taped the guardrail thoughtfully as he stared down at her.
“But we are in here,” he pointed out.
“But I know that it is cold out there,” Human Friend Maria said, nodding her giant head towards the window, where the morning frostfall was just beginning to sparkle in the morning light.
Hek’tck would have pursued that particularly odd thought thread, what did a mammal’s knowledge of the external temperature have to do with it’s experienced temperature, when the door swished open letting in Human Friend Maria’s mate and offspring in a tumble of legs and noise. Hek’tck watched them as they came into his range of focus. Not one of the other humans, even the smallest ones, were wearing more than a single thin insulating layer, on the other hand none of them questioned their mother’s layers of insulation.
Hek’tck shook out his limbs, waved at the smallest human who had noticed him, and trotted off to begin his workday.  
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Transformers: EarthSpark Season 1 The Battle of Witwicky – Warped Black and White Morality

11/19/2023

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Transformers: EarthSpark Season 1 The Battle of Witwicky – Warped Black and White Morality
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#TFES #OptimusPrime #Megatron #MaltoFamily #Ghost
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Humans are Weird - Watching

11/13/2023

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Humans are Weird - Watching

​Commander Pulp felt his lunch loaf shift in his satchel and tempting steam drifted out from the top flap making his mouth water. It had been a long morning dealing with dozens of minor cascade failures in the machinery and he was more than ready to dig his teeth into this world’s most famous product. However even the best bread never tasted quite right without companionship.
Commander Pulp lifted himself upright on his hind legs and let his gaze wander over the recreational area that and been built into the forest. Most of the day shift had eaten over an hour ago and the only sapient being currently out in the fresh air was Grimes. With a contented grunt Commander Pulp dropped to all fours and trotted along the path that would lead him to where he had seen the human sitting on a lichen covered boulder. Of course the boulder itself would be much too cold for a proper lunch spot, and Commander Pulp didn’t think that their relationship was quite advanced to the point where he could just casually request a seat on the human’s lap, even if the boulder had provided a correct lap angle to take advantage of the mammal’s warmth, but not too far from the boulder was a fallen tree trunk that had been collecting solar radiation for some time. It would warm his belly nicely as he ate.
Grimes nodded his head towards Commander Pulp and gave a vague grunt of greeting. Slightly disappointing at the lack of real communication but accepting his friend’s preoccupation with his own meal, a mix of leafy greens, proteins, and oils that probably did require some concentration to get into the tiny human mouth, Commander Pulp returned the grunt and took his place on the stump. It was not only pleasantly warm, but it off gassed a delightful bouquet of plants growing, plants dying, and lichens quietly existing. The lizard pulled his loaf of steaming bread out of his satchel and sunk his teeth into it with a rumble of pleasure.
It was a good loaf. The grains produced on this world were excellent, only the homeworld grains produced better bread and even the old rock-scales at the home-mills admitted that that might just be psychological at this point. Commander Pulp rolled it between his grinding molars and let his eyes close with delight. When he opened them he happened to glance at Grimes and was surprised to see that the human had raised his datapad to his eyes and was clearly using the camera function to examine something distant. Commander Pulp continued chewing but watched Grimes with growing interest as the human focused in on one of the flighted species of the world, a common enough avian, egg laying, too small to be useful as prey items for the humans or to pose a threat to any visiting Winged. They did aid the lizard folk by stripping granivorous insects from the fields. Grimes considered the little avian until he had matched its species exactly and then set his datapad down with a satisfied smile and took a bite from his meal.
Commander Pulp slowed his own chewing and watched Grimes more intently. That bite had been almost absent minded. The human had dropped several leafs from his eating utensil and as soon as the majority of the mass was in his mouth the human had turned his attention, down to a physical notebook by his side, made an entry, then turned his eyes back to the canopy overhead, clearly looking for another avian, and just as clearly not in any rush. Commander Pulp swallowed his first bite and cleared his throat for attention.
Grimes glanced at him and smiled as he chewed his fibrous meal. Commander Pulp waited until the human swallowed before asking the question that was on his mind.
“Grimes,” he said carefully attempting to modulate his voice into what a human would consider a non-judgmental tone. “Are you attempting to preform a scientific survey while you are eating your lunch?”
Grimes’s face actually contorted in confusion and then surprise as he shook his head.
“No!” Grimes responded. “I am on strict rest orders.”
“So I thought,” Commander Pulp agreed. “So what are you doing?”
“This?” the human asked waving his hand over the datapad and the notebook. “Just bird watching. It’s my hobby. I have documentation…”
“That won’t be necessary,” Commander Pulp said with a dismissive flick of his tail, relaxing a bit but still perplexed. “Is there some time constraint that has forced you to combine these two activities?”
Grimes blinked at him and tilted his head to the side. The humans face wrinkled like the surface of a fermenting vat as he pondered the question.
“No,” the human finally said. “I just like doing them together.”
Commander Pulp flicked his tongue out thoughtfully.
“Doesn’t the attention required to identify the avian species interfere with the enjoyment of your meal?” he asked gesturing at the mass of greens and oil with his tail.
“No,” Grimes said shaking his head. “It’s just a salad anyway, and besides, bird watching is an all the time thing. You never know when you are going to see something interesting so you have to be ready. I can’t give them that much attention when I am working so I’ve been having a great time with it in this forced rest time.”
“How do you report your observations?” Commander Pulp asked as he mulled that over.
Grimes tapped the notebook beside him but gave a shrug of his shoulder that indicated that the answer was not going to be particularly useful.
“It’s just a hobby,” he said. “I never really got into reporting what I saw. I just like spotting the birds and knowing what they were.”
“And this gives you enough pleasure that you will preferentially watch the birds rather than get the full gastronomic value out of your meal?” Commander Pulp asked.
Grimes flashed all of his teeth at him in a grin.
“Pretty much,” the human agreed taking another absent bite of his salad and then snatching up his datapad to focus in on a small flitting form in a tree on the other side of the clearing.
Commander Pulp shrugged and took another bite of his bread. That was the way humans fermented he supposed, but he thought he would look deeper into this hobby of bird watching, and how ubiquitous it really was among humans. He was beginning to suspect that Grimes’s behavior might not be strictly indicative of the species in general  
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Humans are Weird - Just Pink

11/6/2023

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Humans are Weird - Just Pink

First Sister paused and took a moment to consider her movements before she grabbed the fountain. The wide base was full of water and she would need to tilt the entire ornamental fountain over into the soil of the interior vine before she could comfortably carry it. Fortunately Third Aunt had designed the fountain to be gifted and registered as sister aged out of needing comforting soundscapes in their sleeping rooms. The sides were textures to be not only pleasing to the touch, but easy to grip and once the reservoir was emptied it was light enough for even a very small Sister to carry, let alone a big Strong First Sister.
First Sister carefully tilted the fountain over and let the water wash over into the soil. Then she gave the fountain a quick shake before clutching it to her chest and ducking out of her sleeping chamber. Second Cousin and Fourth Cousin didn’t even stir and the tunnels of the hive were muted with the presence of the resting day shifts and the cautiously active night shifts. It gave First Sister, far more used to the day shift an odd feeling as she clutched the damp fountain to her and skittered over the soothing coolness of the packed floor.
The feeling was heightened as the deep resonant voice of Human First Father drifted to her as she approached the outer chamber. The soft lights of the nightshift, a dim red for the comfort of their human guests’ mammalian eyes, cast odd shadows around the towering mass of the human and First Sister felt her antenna prickle with fear. When she had darted off to her room to fetch the fountain for Second Cousin Betty Second Father and Second Mother had been merely politely bemused at the appearance of their unexpected guest. Now Second Mother’s frill was taught with some suppressed emotion and Second Father’s antenna were set with frank horror.
“Not really a serious medical issue,” Human First Father was saying, his face as tight as Second Mother’s frill. “Happens all the time. We wouldn’t be bothering you except our water system is down for repairs and flowing water really is best for drawing out the heat-”
The human’s bifocal eyes darted from Second Father to First Sister and he very deliberately smoothed his face and altered his posture, greeting her with a smile that radiated calm and ease. The ruse would have been far more effective if humans had any control over their pheromones First Sister suddenly realized as fear prickled over her frill for the first time that night.
“Why does Second Cousin Betty need my fountain?” She suddenly demanded.
Second Father gave her a scandalized look and Second Mother gave a tired click of reproach.
“I’ll explain later,” Human First Father said reaching out for the fountain. “Thank you so much for lending-”
“Clip that!” First Sister snapped out, vaguely aware that Second Father had gone from scandalized to horrified and Second Mother looked like she was suppressing an amused chuckle. “Your soft fleshy hands would drop this before you got home and I can’t send a father out alone at night in a half civilized forest!”
She drew herself up to her full height. What with her most recent molting, and if you counted leg length she was taller than Second Father now.
“I will escort you back to the human hive and I will give Second Cousin Betty the fountain myself,” she said firmly.
Human Second Father stared down at her for a long moment with a chaotic mix of pheromones filling the room and an unreadable expression on his face. Then his entire body gave a small contortion that she knew well. A laugh was trying to escape and he was throttling it down out of respect. Good, a determined First Sister deserved respect, even if you were three times her mass.
“I would appreciate the escort,” he finally managed to say.
In her side vision she could see Second Mother actually physically restraining Second Father from interfering and she stoutly ignored the interaction. She slipped out through the curtain of vines into the front garden and the ground vibrated with the footsteps of the human following her. The path lit up from behind her with the wash of the red head mounted lamp the humans used at night. She pushed her newly long legs to keep ahead of the humans loping pace and by the time they reached the human front garden she had to paused to collect breath as he opened the massive door that guarded the house they lived in. Calming herself First Sister stepped into the bright yellow light of the interior. Her vision whited out a bit and she had to lick her eyes to clear them.
The place was chaos. The humans were expanding their hive as Human First Mother produced more tiny humans. Even now Human First Mother was expanded with the act of creation, it visibly altered her balance as she knelt beside Human Second Cousin Betty.
“Tendrils!” First Sister snapped out. “What is wrong with your hand?”
Second Cousin Betty shot her a glare and her face was a truly horrible sight. She had been crying for some time and her skin had puffed up like it was infected, as well as being covered in the dust from the construction. Still, that was within First Sister’s experience, she knew it was just how this particular mammal species vented excess stress hormones. Second Cousin Betty’s larger, dominant hand was curled as if it was grasping something, but where it would have been a pale tan it was now bright pink and on one finger was turgid fluid blister.
“I did something stupid!” Second Cousin Betty snapped.
Human First Mother made soothing sounds and used a cup to dip water out of the basin below Second Cousin Betty’s hand. Second Cousin Betty visibly relaxed and with a start First Sister realized why the fountain was needed. She darted forward and set the fountain in the basin. The reservoir quickly filled and the chaotic room was soon filled with the soothing sound of flowing water. Second Cousin Betty shoved her hand under the flow and visibly relaxed. Human First Mother waved to her mate and he assisted her to stand, she murmured something about getting a bit of ice for the reservoir. First Sister sidled closer to Second Cousin Betty and slipped a hand into the human’s good hand. Second Cousin Betty gave her hand a careful squeeze and gave her a week grin.
“What happened?” First Sister demanded.
“It’s a long story,” Second Cousin Betty said.  
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New SCAM Dropped For Authors - Be Very, Very Wary of Adaptation Offers - Bad Grammar, Vauge Emails

11/4/2023

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 New SCAM Dropped For Authors - Be Very, Very Wary of Adaptation Offers - Bad Grammar, Vauge Emails

https://youtu.be/7lvsML7iQT0?si=jx4LvEftGTiHaAv0
#scam #fakeoffer #moviestudios #manuscripts #authors



 Hello! My wonderful viewers! Guess who just got sent what is almost certianly a scam email! This one preys on author pride, a plentiful resource to be sure.


I can't find the exact scam online, but the concept, a fake email account claiming to be from some movie company or anther offering to option one of yourbooks for a movie is a well known scam. Usually they make you pay fees to have your movie supposedly produced and when you try to get your money back the company dissapears and of course the real studio never heard of you.
However there is a new scam where people are stealing manscripts themselves so don't be sending random email accounts your unprotected manuscript.


Anyway here is the email I got.





Dear, Betty!


Where talent meets success!


Equity, diversity, inclusion, and social responsibility are both moral and business imperatives. A good organization understands that addressing fundamental concerns of equity and justice is not only the rational thing to do, but also the rational thing to do. We consider advocacy and inclusion to be fundamental components of our success, and our approach to these critical topics is built in how we address our employees, programs, content, suppliers, and community.


We'd like to notify your agency that your book has been chosen as one of the Content Titles that we'd want to adapt into a film. As a result of our collaboration with Netflix, we'd like to tell your office that we are offering you a contract for film rights acquisition as one of our Pioneering Projects.


The budget and production team are now prepared for the project to begin. The film's production budget has been approximated by the promoter. Please keep in mind that the author will be under contract with our organization, Icon Productions. Any information concerning this project will be subject to the contract's non-disclosure provision.


To get a quick transition, you will be necessary to handle all licenses, permissions, registrations, and signing of papers only with Icon Productions as the Author representing the rights owner and Icon Productions as the acquirer. A separate contract will be completed and agreed upon both your agency and Icon Productions. Upon your confirmation, we will deliver the papers together with the film agreement to your office.


We would be requiring you to send the following materials:
Soft Copy or PDF format of your manuscript
Cinematic Trailer


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What Makes Elves So Special?

11/1/2023

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 What Makes Elves So Special


“...Wonderful folk, Elves, sir! Wonderful!'
'They are,' said Frodo. 'Do you like them still, now you have had a closer view?'
'They seem a bit above my likes and dislikes, so to speak,' answered Sam slowly. 'It don't seem to matter what I think about them. They are quite different from what I expected – so old and young, and so gay and sad, as it were.'


Hello! My wonderful viewers and welcome to another episode of Betty Adams Overanalyzes! Today we are going to take a special look at storytelling and symbology!


So I was browsing my internet feed the other day when I came across a fascinating question. The poster was asking what was so special about elves anyway? Weren’t they just humans with pointy ears? Why were they so popular?
That is a very good question, for a species that is not terribly different from humans, why is the concept of elves so alluring, so enduring, with elves, or elf like creatures showing up in the very oldest of the Scandinavian myths to elves populating most of the modern fantasy books.


The first, most obvious caveat is that you have to define which elves you are talking about. The Keebler elves in their tree with their cookies don’t count (sorry Lord of the Beans). The elves in Santa’s workshop don’t count.
While there are countless iterations of elves from the dark Drow to the Maidens of the Record of the Lodus war manga most modern elves share similar features (the ones that make them special and answer the question) inherited from their ancestral megafauna progenitors.
The elves of Valinor, or middle Earth, the Elves that Samwise Gamgee saw passing through the forests of the Shire.


So what makes these elves so special?


The classic Tolkinian elves were functionally immortal, highly intelligent, the average elf being as smart as or smarter than the average human, and they had a much closer connection to the spiritual. To the point that elves could willingly just leave their body.
(also there is a lot of debate if Tolkien's elves even had pointed ears, as it was said that it was difficult to tell elf and human babies. apart)
But to answer your question, what is "special" about elves. The human fascination with elves was mostly based in the specific element of that greater connection to the spiritual. Not always the ‘good’ the devine spiritual either. The higher the intelligence, the higher the spiritual plane, the greater the capacity for evil. A shark, with all of its brain cells firing has no capacity for evil, a dolphin, with their tendencies to kill for pleasure and not food gets much closer to evil, a human with free will is fully capable of it, an elf with the free will of humanity and greater intellect and spiritual connection is likewise capable of greater evil, as well as greater good.
Elves are more, elves are dangerous, and not simply on the physical level.
Elves (in the vast majority of interpretations) invoke an experience of the numinous. That is that feeling a human gets of awe when faced with the divine supernatural. Something like fear, something like terrible joy.


CS Lewis described this is great detail and if you think for one hot second that I am passing up the chance to quote Lewis in detail in a video about elves, hello! You must be very, very new to the channel, please like and subscribe.


In all developed religion we find three strands or elements, and in Christianity one more. The first of these is what Professor Otto calls the experience of the Numinous. Those who have not met this term may be introduced to it by the following device. Suppose you were told there was a tiger in the next room: you would know that you were in danger and would probably feel fear. But if you were told “There is a ghost in the next room”, and believed it, you would feel, indeed, what is often called fear, but of a different kind. It would not be based on the knowledge of danger, for no one is primarily afraid of what a ghost may do to him; but of the mere fact that it is a ghost. It is “uncanny” rather than dangerous, and the special kind of fear it excites may be called Dread. With the Uncanny one has reached the fringes of the Numinous. Now suppose that you were told simply “There is a mighty spirit in the room”, and believed it. Your feelings would then be even less like the mere fear of danger: but the disturbance would be profound. You would feel wonder and a certain shrinking — a sense of inadequacy to cope with such a visitant and of prostration before it — an emotion which might be expressed in Shakespeare’s words “Under it my genius is rebuked”. This feeling may be described as awe, and the object which excites it as the Numinous. Now nothing is more certain than that man, from a very early period, began to believe that the universe was haunted by spirits. Professor Otto perhaps assumes too easily that from the very first such spirits were regarded with numinous awe. This is impossible to prove for the very good reason that utterances expressing awe of the Numinous and utterances expressing mere fear of danger may use identical language — as we can still say that we are “afraid” of a ghost or “afraid” of a rise in prices. It is therefore theoretically possible that there was a time when men regarded these spirits simply as dangerous and felt towards them just as they felt towards tigers. What is certain is that now, at any rate, the numinous experience exists and that if we start from ourselves we can trace it a long way back. A modern example may be found (if we are not too proud to seek it there) in The Wind in the Willows where Rat and Mole approach Pan on the island. “Rat,’ he found breath to whisper, shaking, `Are you afraid?’ `Afraid?’ murmured the Rat, his eyes shining with unutterable love. `Afraid? of Him? O, never, never. And yet — and yet — O Mole, I am afraid.’” Going back about a century we find copious examples in Wordsworth — perhaps the finest being that passage in the first book of the Prelude where he describes his experience while rowing on the lake in the stolen boat. Going back further we get a very pure and strong example in Malory2 , when Galahad “began to tremble right hard when the deadly (= mortal) flesh began to behold the spiritual things”. At the beginning of our era it finds expression in the Apocalypse where the writer fell at the feet of the risen Christ “as one dead”. In Pagan literature we find Ovid’s picture of the dark grove on the Aventine of which you would say the place is haunted, or there is a Presence here; and Virgil gives us the palace of Latinus “awful (horrendum) with woods and sanctity (religione) of elder days”4 A Greek fragment attributed, but improbably, to Aeschylus, tells us of earth, sea, and mountain shaking beneath the “dread eye of their Master”.5 And far further back Ezekiel tells us of the “rings” in his Theophany that “they were so high that they were dreadful”:6 and Jacob, rising from sleep, says “How dreadful is this place!”.7 We do not know how far back in human history this feeling goes. The earliest men almost certainly believed in things which would excite the feeling in us if we believed in them, and it seems therefore probable that numinous awe is as old as humanity itself. But our main concern is not with its dates. The important thing is that somehow or other it has come into existence, and is widespread, and does not disappear from the mind with the growth of knowledge and civilization.




Sure they look human, or they can, but they are so much more. When you interact with an elf you get the same sensation as when you stare into a perfectly clear sky and get dizzy with a sense of the infinite. When you stand on the shore and feel the waves pounding the earth and for one moment get a sense of the raw power of the ocean as a whole.
There is something about elves that touches the divine of the infinite in a way that (most) humans do not.
However (again in most tales) elves also seek for this divine taste of the infinite and there are some humans, very rare but there are, who touch the infinite in ways that elves cannot.
So there is a double allure to elves, if you hang out with an elf, if you can insert yourself into that story as a reader you might be able to experience that feeling of having interacted with something above/beyond the merely mortal human, you might be able to touch that sense of numinous in a very real physical form, and maybe just maybe you are that one special human who the elves will see the divine in. Perhaps you the reader are one the elves will seek out to find their own sense of numinous. Perhaps you are special, and we all love feeling special.


So that my wonderful viewers, is my explanation for what makes elves different from simply pointy eared humans. They are a connection to the divine that humans naturally seek. They fulfill a more than simply physical yearning, but what do you think my wonderful viewers? Did I miss any Elvish lore? Please leave a comment below telling me why you think that elves are special, and more than just humans with pointy ears.
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