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Humans are Weird - Bloody Knuckles

11/30/2021

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​ Humans are Weird – Bloody Knuckles


“The music is certainly,” First Cousin paused and considered how to describe the sounds blasting out from the speakers in the transport, “upbeat,” she finally concluded.
For several moments the only sound she got in reply was the meaty smack of Second Brother’s broad fingers against the control consul's surface.
“Nothing like some of Papi’s old salsa beats to keep the blood flowing on a cold day,” Second Brother said with a laugh as he began to alternate beating the consul with what the humans called ‘snapping’ their fingers.
First Cousin tilted her head to regard the massive human speculatively. She had long ago learned to ignore the horrific sound caused by humans rubbing their finger membranes together with such violence and easily focused on what Second Brother was saying instead. She had heard from her more medical cousins that mammals did up and down regulate their blood flow quite a bit more than was healthy for a Shatar. It was one of the many physiological factors that made them such fantastic assets when it came to gardening and harvesting the bounty of this system. Still, she wondered how they could maintain any trace of mental stability if their cardiovascular system could really be manipulated by the mere rhythm of a song.
“What are you looking at me like that for?” Second Brother said, glancing at her with his eyes the color of rich soil.
She pondered a moment over how something so, disturbingly alien could be so beautiful then set the thought firmly in its own row. Rather than translating her thoughts she lowered her voice and spoke in modified Mother. Second Brother tilted his head to the side and listened carefully. His nostrils flaring as if he could catch the scent of her words. She found herself thankful anew that her coworker at least comprehended Mother fluently, she couldn’t imagine articulating such thoughts in the flat, mammalian language.
“Well,” he replied slowly as he seemed to come to a conclusion about her question, “there is something about what you say. The beat, especially if it is produced with low tones, really does effect us. I know that some tribes used drums to stir up blood lust before battle, but how much was the drums and how much came from participating in the ritual I don’t know. Then again every other generation or so there seems to be a scare about how the new music is stimulating the younger generation too much. Then it turns out, once the egg-heads have harvested all the data, that no such thing is happening. Maybe it is just that guys like me get used to working faster with music, so just a Pavlovian association maybe?”
He rotated his head in a rough approximation of the Shatar gesture of uncertain conclusion and First Cousin gave a click of acceptance. Their transport gave a jolt as the wheels passed over another pothole and First Cousin pulled out her notebook to record the coordinates to report to the repair drone system. Second Brother fell silent while she did this. When she signaled she was finished the mammal heaved a massive sigh and tilted his head to indicate the sunbeams streaming down through the clouds and scattering through the surface of the glacial river.
“That’s something,” he murmured. “That’s really something, yeah?”
“It is a terrifying beauty,” First Cousin said in a somber tone. “Lifeless power scattered frozen mandibles of death. The ambient temperature alone can damage even the strongest membranes.”
Second Brother angled his eyes at her and the small muscles in his face contorted his visage into asymmetry.
“The cold ain’t so bad. We get some life out of it,” he said. “That’s why we’re here after all.”
First Cousin spread her antenna in a gesture of dismissal.
“This planet is,” she paused and mulled over her words, “a death trap, nearly sterile, entirely wild, were it not for the super nutrients harvested by the Edwardsilite andrillest we would never consider stringing even these partial gardens. I can find no beauty in such sterility.”
Second Brother glance at her speculatively.
“Do you think diamonds are pretty?” he asked suddenly.
“Diamonds,” she clicked thoughtfully, “That is carbon in a matrix correct? It looks something like ice I think. I cannot say I have ever given it much thought but I cannot say that I derive any pleasure from looking at them.”
Second Brother grunted and tilted his head in acknowledgment of her response. The transport rounded a corner and they began to approach their next harvest site. First Cousin began to reapply the spray insulation to her hands and arms. The doors opened and they stepped out onto the icy surface of the glacial river. First Cousin turned on her imager and scanned the surface below them carefully.
“No rifts in site!” Second Brother shouted from the other side of the transport. “Solid ice four meters down.”
It took First Cousin a few more moments to achieve the same result and she repeated his statements. The safety check done Second Brother activated his boots and began the altered falling motion that humans called skating. First Cousin moved out with delicate steps, feeling roundly grateful for the ice gripping toe socks Second Father had sent her in the last care package. She stepped out into the center of the abnormally smooth circle of ice and activated the inflatable raft before stepping onto it. She pulled the atmospheric reader out of her carry pack and began spinning it on it’s tether to collect super local atmospheric information before the orbital tether activated and redirected the thermal gradient. The cracking sounds of ice and the rattling of polymer ship chains came from one side.
“First tether cleared,” Second Brother called out.
“First tether cleared,” First Cousin replied absently.
Second Brother continued his circle of the harvest site announcing each of the three tethers with First Cousin responding. When he was done he announced he was activating the orbital tether. She felt the gravitational flux and watched the temperature rise on the atmospheric reader. Within moments the ice beneath her began to liquefy and the ice around the circle began to creak and groan as the energy was drained from it and transferred to the circle. The orbital tether soon caused the water to dome upwards at the center, even as its decreasing volume caused the edge of the pool to drop below the surrounding ice, revealing the polymer thermodynamic ring that fenced this little psudo-garden. Second Brother was idly gliding sideways around the ring, his hands behind his back, his eyes on the surface of the ice, presumably preforming a redundant scan of the ice’s integrity.
First Cousin noted the soft glow of the first body in the water and braced herself in her flotation device. The water suddenly surged upward as the melting effect reached the lower surface of the ice-shelf. The gentle gravitational pull of the orbital tether pulled the bodies to the top of the dome and First Cousin reached into the super cold water, held in a liquid state at just below it’s freezing state by the ring, and pulled out the body with the brightest glow. She clicked softly as she recorded it’s measurements and tossed it onto the bottom of the flotation device.
The harvest went smoothly and she found an exceptionally large specimen with an odd growth on the base. First Cousin clicked with pleasure and put it in an isolated carry container to keep it alive for potential up-breeding and to show to Second Brother. He always seemed to like gloating over the larger individuals with her. She imagined his wide grin as he prodded it with one wide finger then announced to the world in general that ‘she was a beaut’. Some of the rare behavioral moments that she could recognize as properly fatherly in the human males.
She called out when she was finished and Second Brother released the orbital tether. Slowly, gradually the manipulated gravity disengaged as the ring bled the heat energy out of the liquid water on the level of the base of the ice shelf, forming a thin layer to catch the gently falling organisms. First Cousin watched the process with her scanner for just long enough to be sure the majority of the Edwardsilite andrillest were once more properly settled in the bottom layer. Technically they could burrow through the entire thickness of the ice if they were too high when it froze, or swim back up if they dropped to far, but when working with species pre-domestication it was never good to stress them if you could prevent it.
“Population resettled,” she called out.
“Re securing tethers,” Second Brother responded.
He had completed that task and was waiting by the side of the rapidly, and evenly, freezing pool to help her from one ice surface to another. She gladly accepted the stable grip, despite the constant shifting of his feet, of his gloved hands as she had to squat down to gather up the flotation device that now doubled as a carrying satchel.
“The thermal transfer is never perfect,” she observed with a sigh.
“Close enough for government work,” he said with a grunt as he handed her up into the cab of the transport.
He swung himself in and they began to move towards the next site as First Cousin quickly peeled the insulation off of her hands and began transferring the harvest to the cooler.
“I found a particularly large specimen today!” she announced, holding out the largest individual.
To her disappointment Second Brother only glanced at it and nodded in a human gesture of polite notice.
“Big un’,” he said before turning his eyes towards the next site.
First Cousin felt her frill droop a bit, but she noted that he still had his gloves on and assumed he didn’t want to get them wetter than they were. She set the specimen down for further prodding opportunities and continued her work. She was just tossing a rather small specimen into the cooler when the wet carry case emitted a hissing noise and partly inflated. First Cousin clicked in annoyance.
“Second Brother calibrate the inflation rate again please,” she requested.
“It’ll be fine,” Second Brother said shifting his gloved hands uneasily.
First Cousin nearly dropped the specimen she was holding in shock. Second Brother had never refused a task in her memory. Still, he was a Second Brother. She put a firm note in her voice.
“It is preventing me from finishing my task and I don’t have the digital strength to calibrate it myself,” she said. “Unless you want these creatures flopping around the cab for the rest of the drive you need to recalibrate the inflation.”
“I’ll get around to it,” the human said glancing to the side in a blatant attempt to avoid her gaze. “Haven’t taken off my gloves yet.”
First Cousin realized that it was a very human, a very guilty gesture and something stirred uneasily in her memory. She didn’t remember seeing Second Brother put on his gloves before they
“Second Brother Hernandez,” she said, working to summon the voice of her First Sister, “why haven’t you taken off your gloves yet?”
Second Brother squirmed in his seat. Some brotherly reactions were universal after all.
“Promise you won’t freak out?” he asked, apparently of his reflection in the window.
“Why do you think I would?” she rejoined.
“You always freak out when this happens,” he muttered, “and it’s really no big deal for a human.”
“Second Brother,” First Cousin summoned Third Aunt’s voice now, “take off our gloves.”
Second Brother growled in protest but slowly peeled off his gloves.
“You promised you wouldn’t freak out!” Second Brother pointed out.
First Cousin stared in horror at the smears and chunks, solid chunks, of rusty red blood that covered his hands.
“It looks worse than it is,” Second Brother was saying. “The gloves smeared it around is all. The chains just took a little skin off my knuckles-”
“Get out the first aid kit,” First Cousin said in brisk Mother as she shook out her frill.
“Now that my gloves are off I’ll just calibrate,” Second Brother started reaching for the partly inflated case.
“First aid kit,” First Cousin snapped. “Now.”
She pondered pointing out that she had not in fact promised she wouldn’t freak out, but decided against it.


"Humans are Weird: I Have the Data"



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Lost in Space Season 3 Theory - The Robots Were Never After Scarecrow's Engine They Were After Judy

11/29/2021

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Lost in Space Season 3 Theory - The Robots Were Never After Scarecrow's Engine They Were After Judy
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Kaiju NO. 8 Chapter 50 Full Spoilers – When it Really Sinks in What Daddy Sacrificed for Me

11/28/2021

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Kaiju NO. 8 Chapter 50 Full Spoilers – When it Really Sinks in What Daddy Sacrificed for Me
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November 26th, 2021

11/26/2021

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Lost in Space Season 3 Theory - Will John Robinson Revive SAR in Season 3? 
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Kaiju NO. 8 Chapter 50 Review & Analysis - No Spoilers - More Heart Break I Think Matsumoto Hates Us

11/25/2021

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Kaiju NO. 8 Chapter 50 Review & Analysis - No Spoilers - More Heartbreak I Think Matsumoto Hates Us
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Humans are Weird - Natural

11/23/2021

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 Humans are Weird – Natural

Second Sister bent down and adjusted the higher portion of her insulated foot glovings for what seemed like the hundredth time this morning. Her optical shields grew hazy for a moment as the cold, moist air caused ice crystals to form on their outer surface. She was genuinely pondering the judgment of the university counsel on this matter. Surely the value gained from the minerals on this planet couldn’t be worth the-
“Your tootsie booties giving you trouble?” First Geologist called out from where he was hoisting a crate of harvested crystals up to the flat bed of their transport.
His own optical shields were opaque to her vision so she couldn’t tell if he was looking at her or not. She felt a flicker of amusement as she realized how quickly she had adapted to the concept of depending on his binocular eyes for social cues.
“My tootsie booties,” Second Sister said, angling her antenna out to the sides in wry acceptance of the colloquialism, “have provided equal parts insulation and trouble since I started using them. However they have not been more troublesome this morning.
The human, whose mass had earned him so many nicknames that she wasn’t even sure of his legal name, gave a deep rumbling grunt and a curt nod before setting the crate of fragile crystals into the transport. He devoted his attention to securing the precious cargo and then stepped back to allow Second Sister to preform the required double-check. She touched the control that lowered the ladder built into the transport.
“Be more efficient if you just climbed up me,” First Geologist observed as she gingerly placed her glovings on the first rung of the ladder.
Second Sister tilted her triangular head in agreement and hopped he spotted it through her parka hood.
“I would prefer that,” she admitted, “but the Shatar engineers do come out here without a human sometimes and discovering that the joints and mechanisms have stopped working due to disuse without you here to give it a good solid kick would be more than an inconvenience.”
She stopped talking as she swung a foreleg over the side of the transport. Behind her the human gave a rumbling chuckle.
“And percussive maintenance and ladder imitations are just a few of the many services I offer,” he observed as she began to run through the safety checks.
Second Sister gave an absent click of confirmation as she finished the checks.
“Are you ready to continue on our way?” She asked as she turned back to climb down the ladder.
“Pretty much,” the human said.
He tuned his tree trunk of a body and aimed his binocular vision at the next tower on their list, or at least she assumed his did. It was the logical next place to turn their attention. The clear blue light from the distant star danced through the crystals that grew out of the towers in a stunningly beautiful display.
“Does that look natural to you Second Sister?” He asked.
Second Sister paused a moment before answering.
“I don’t think I understand your question,” she observed slowly. “The crystal growth towers bear no resemblance to any computer generated projection to my visual range.”
First Engineer grunted again and slowly rotated his head with his chin lowered, a vague negation of what she had said she believed.
“I mean,” he said slowly, “that even with growth patterns in the same systems things always seem to grow differently when there is a human influence in the growth. The more influence the more artificial the appearance gets. A forest looks natural to us. The mix of species, the patterns of growth individually and across interspecies systems, when they are in human controlled systems they look consistently different from that natural state. I was wondering if Shatar have that same perception pattern.”
Second Sister adjusted her leg glovings again as she pondered the question. She tilted her head this way and that as she examined the crystal tower. Finally she walked up to the human and gave a thoughtful click.
“I certainly cannot speak for all Shatar,” she said slowly, “and you must recall that male Shatar are far more responsible for guiding our gardens’ growth patterns than the females, but I cannot say that I perceive any overarching difference in the growth patterns between the Core’s crystal towers and the wild crystal growths, other than that ours are much larger.”
First Engineer grunted and turned to climb into the cab of their transport. Second Sister got in on her side and took the time to remove her optical shields while First Engineer started up the transport and headed towards the next tower. She reached into her carry bag and puled out the hydrating wipes.
“Wipe?” she asked, holding out one to First Engineer.
He took it with a grunt and gave a flick of his wrist to expand it to its full size before rubbing it over his face. Second Sister gingerly dabbed at her outer membrane as she marveled anew over how quickly humans could shed their safety gear. She didn’t think she had ever actually seen First Engineer pull off his optical shields when they got into the cab. When they were both properly hydrated she took up the conversation again.
“Do you think that the crystal trees look natural?” she asked.
The glittering centers of his eyes flicked towards her momentarily as he considered his words.
“Bout as natural as a jewelry display at a fancy pawn shop,” he finally said.
Second Sister pondered this, wondering if it was meant to answer her question. She decided that focusing on her duties as shotgun was a more useful expenditure of thought than pursuing the matter further.

"Humans are Weird: I Have the Data"



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Waving the Death Flags Proudly - The Death of Director General Shinomiya - Or Not? Roundtable With Grimsabr

11/22/2021

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Waving the Death Flags Proudly - The Death of Director General Shinomiya - Or Not? Roundtable With Grimsabr
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Humans are Weird: Book Printing Update November 18th 2021

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Humans are Weird: We Took a Vote - Book Update November 18th 2021

11/18/2021

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Humans are Weird: Book Printing Update November 18th 2021
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Humans are Weird - I Got It

11/16/2021

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 Humans are Weird – I Got It!


Base Commander Thresh gripped the textured sides of the construction pole and glared out the small opening of the storage area at the green sky beyond. The bright light of the alien sun outside made the interior of the room seem darker by contrast.
“We really should be using the heavy shifting equipment for this,” grumbled his third in command from his secondary elbow.
“Ranger Smith is sure that he can handle the mass and proportions,” Commander Thresh replied absently.
“And those thrice ground reports say that they are within human tolerances,” the other muttered in an offended tone. “I don’t care what they say. It can’t be safe to drop a tail-cutting structural support pole off a roof to let one person catch it.”
“It does seem absurd on the surface,” Commander Thresh admitted as he eased the pole forward, “but much about any alien species does.”
Noting that the end of the pole had passed the warning mark the third in command scrambled up to the window and shouted down to Ranger Smith.
“Passing the one meter mark now!”
He scrambled back and grasped the far end of the pole, using his not inconsequential weight to steady it as they moved the pole forward. Commander Thresh felt gravity pull on the far end of the pole and he gripped it more firmly.
“I see it!” the human called.
The pole shifted further out and Commander Thresh eyed the distance between the lagging end and the top of the window.
“Let it go,” he ordered.
The pole slowly lifted up and slid out of the storage loft.
“I got it! I got it!” the human shouted.
Their end of the pole slowly slid down until it suddenly halted, and then finished sliding out at an obviously controlled pace. Commander Thresh heaved and sigh and turned back to pull out the next pole. The following two hours passed in a blur of shifting poles until they had the necessary number stacked on the transport. It was with considerable relief that they switched to moving the bundles of connecting joints. Though the joints had several shapes and sizes, they had been packaged the previous year in standard sacks that, though there were nearly the same volume as Commander Thresh himself were reasonable light. His third in command was able to nip the sack lightly in his beak and give it a neck toss that landed it by his hip. There he gave it a stout kick that moved it down to the curve of his tail. A swift undulation of his thick tail sent the sack gliding to Commander Thresh’s waiting tail. The commander curled his tail around it and then shouted a warning to the human. The human shouted back and Commander Thresh sent the sack sailing out the window into the open air and, presumably, the waiting hands of the biped.
“I got it!! I got it!” the human shouted, accompanied by the rattling smack of the sack landing in his hands.
They quickly built up a nice work rhythm and were nearly done when the human’s usual two-beat shout was interrupted, and cut off, not by the rattling smack, but a much more hollow thunk followed by a clatter and a disturbing silence. Commander Thresh darted to the window and felt his third arrive beside him a moment later. They peered down into the bright light, closing their secondary eyelids to screen out the ultraviolet.
The human was sitting beside the ruptured bag on the ground, one wide, flipper like hand pressed to his forehead. A small trickle of bright red blood was already oozing out from under his fingers. He blinked a few times and then squinted up at the window with a rueful grin.
“I didn’t have it.”
Commander Thresh heaved a sigh and tried to ignore the pointed look his third was giving him.
“Call the medics,” he muttered. “I will get the first aid kit.  
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Of course if you want a signed first edition you can email me at the email on my website and I can ship you a signed Author copy of the first edition for the same price as the crowdfunding campaign $35 domestic and $50 overseas. I'll do that until I run out of extra books.
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