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"Flying Sparks" - A Novel of A Boy, A Dragon, and an Alien. 100K Words - Pre Order on Indiegogo Now!

5/31/2023

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Chapter 2
“Hazardous? I’ll show that manipulative, misanthropic, anti-establishment cretin just what hazardous means if he thinks I’m going to fold on this!”
The sound of vigorous guitar riffs made a fitting accompaniment to the angry tirade despite originating on opposite sides of the communal area. Ama was glaring at a laptop that sat on a stained oak desk shoved against the large table near the kitchen. She tapped a fingernail on the wood as she read through the alert.
“And what violation of basic human dignity has her royal prudishness’s undies in a bunch?” Em demanded with an affected sneer without looking up from his guitar scales.
“Oh you’ll agree with this one tree-hugger,” Drake muttered from where he sat oiling his work boots.
“Yeah,” Donny piped up, “Finney is trying to kill a perfectly healthy fir.”
“What!” Em demanded, carefully placing his battered old acoustic guitar down in its case and darting over to look at the computer screen. “You mean apark tree?”
Despite her simmering frustration Ama allowed a small smile to flicker across her face as she continued to type.
“Get out of your pajamas and I’ll tell you,” Drake ordered pointing towards the bathroom door with a stained rag. “School starts in forty-five minutes and you still have breakfast and chores. That goes for you too Pip-squirt.”
“I hope you washed your hands before you touched our food,” Em said with a frown.
“Boot grease makes a great source of fatty acids.” Drake retorted. “Now go!”
The two smaller boys muttered in annoyance but stumbled off to follow orders.
“So what is up?” the youth asked as he bent his head back over the smooth leather of his boots.
“Mrs. Finney wants that tree down that’s blocking her perfect view of Crescent Lake.” Ama replied in a dry tone.
“One that’s clearly on park property?” Drake asked.
“Indeedy-do.” Ama replied giving the paper in front of her a glare.
“So how’s she justifying it?” Drake asked.
“As a safety hazard to her house.” Ama replied.
“And?”
The biologist groaned and rubbed her face.
“As far as I can tell the trunk is perfectly healthy. There is an old trash can lid grown into the trunk and a little discolored sap is leaking out there.”
“Frass?”
“Watch your language!” Donny interjected as he darted up to the table.
“Frass is not a bad word,” Drake stated. “Have you let the chickens out?”
“Yes, what does frass mean?” Donny asked as he started piling stir-fry onto his plate.
“Look it up.” Drake ordered him. “Emerald! Breakfast ends in ten minutes! Get your tukus down here!”
“It’s bad health to rush meals,” Em snapped out as he came down a narrow stairway with deliberate slowness.
“It’s even worse for your health to skip meals altogether,” Drake growled threateningly.
“Shut it and give me some eggs.” Em snapped back.
“Emerald Waters Undersun,” Drake hissed out through gritted teeth. “You are going to get your own eggs.”
The boy threw himself into a chair and glared at Drake with challenge in every line of his body.
“Emerald,” Ama said in a calm tone. “I think you should apologize to your cousin now.”
“Sorry I disturbed you Ama,” he offered without breaking eye contact with Drake.
“Not me, him,” Ama said.
“Sorry you had to hear that Donny.” Em said.
Ama heaved a sigh and closed her computer.
“Emerald,” Ama said.
“Do you want to eat or go hungry?” Drake demanded.
Ama glanced at him with a familiar uneasy look in her eyes and Drake fought down a wince.
“Now, Em.” she said in a patient tone.
“I’ll go hungry,” Em snapped, jumping up and stalking over to the couch.
Donny kept his eyes fixed on his plate. Ama heaved a sigh before turning back to her computer. Em wriggled on the couch for several minutes before skulking back to the table. Drake moved to intercept him but Ama stopped him with a look and he let Em serve himself. Drake cast irritated glances at the wall clock as the time crept more and more into school time.
Ama closed her computer and stood, then sighed, sat and opened it again.
“I need to pick out their report topics,” Ama muttered.
“I could do it,” Drake offered.
“You do quite enough,” Ama replied briskly, as she scanned the news. “Here you go. For Donny, malfunctions at the Lewis- McChord Air Force Base air show.” A frown creased her face. “Wow, this is pretty serious. It looks like the F-16 demonstration team nearly got killed.”
Drake whistled and leaned over her shoulder.
“Multiple system failures,” he read out loud. “I am pretty sure that isn’t supposed to happen.”
“Nope,” Ama agreed. “Here is a topic on big game management for Em.”
“Reports due by next week?” Drake asked as the old printer on the desk began to squeal and grumble as it powered up.
“Same as usual,” Ama confirmed.
Drake put the printouts on top of the homework pile and moved to wash up the breakfast dishes.
“I need to get to work early today so you two be good for Drake,” she called out placing a quick kiss on top of the smaller boys’ heads and giving Drake’s shoulder a friendly squeeze.
“Good luck with Mrs. Finney, and stay safe.” Drake called out as she went into her room.
The table was cleaned off and wiped down and the clink of forks gave way to the steady scratch of pencils on paper. They broke for a recess after religion and then lunch after history and math, and by the time the Grandfather clock in the corner struck two the younger boys twitching with energy. Drake made certain the internet was disconnected at the router, and chased Donny and Em out into the garden.
“And don’t come in until dark,” he ordered tossing two snack bags out after them.
Donny as usual snatched his food and disappeared into the small orachard. Low grumbles about troglodytes and the Amish wandered out into the high corn following Em and Drake shook his head in exasperation wondering, not for the first time how the dark haired princeling came from the same gene pool as his little brother. The kitchen being mostly ordered Drake was turning to put the last random dirty sock in the hamper when a gnarled hand clutching a cane head appeared in the corner of his eye, causing his heart to make a valiant attempt to bolt out of his throat.
“Abuelita!” he gasped forcing his hands down from the guard position. “Where did you come from?”
Smoldering black eyes ran searchingly over the tall youth. An impossibly long mane of streaked silver and black hair was barely contained in a thick braid. A sharply pointed nose perched over a small wrinkled mouth. A vibrant red horse-hair serape hung over her shoulders concealing everything except her brown and gnarled hands which currently clutched the old tree branch she used as a cane. Drake had been more than a little comforted by the fact that both Em and Donny had admitted to having the thought ‘witch’ every time time they saw her as well.
“From the hand of God by the bodies of my sainted mother and father,” she replied after a long, uncomfortable silence.
She always spoke in a low husky voice that suggested years of smoking, though Drake had never smelled even stale smoke on her.
“Right,” Drake blinked and grinned at the response; the one she always gave. “So you are here for their Spanish lesson? I have their grammar books ready and-”
The narrow end of the tree branch rapped against the concrete of the floor causing Drake to jump. Abuelita glared at him, locking his gaze and holding him in place with it for a moment.
“I am here for their lessons,” she finally stated, “and you are there for my payment.”
Drake thought longingly of the repair and maintenance manuals in the cab of the truck and the new tool he was itching to try, but he forced a grin on his face.
“Yes ma’am,” he said. “What can I get you today?”
Abuelita pulled out a bag of woven grass from under her serape causing the indistinct patterns on the cloth to shift and change.
“Take this,” she ordered him, “and collect me the cobalt blue berries that grow on a single stalk close to the ground. They must come from the mountain to the south east of here by the crystal brook.”
Drake nodded, and took the little bag, he didn’t quite manage to infused his gestures with enthusiasm he supposed. The old woman, probably wouldn’t have noted it anyway. She turned and moved towards the garden door without waiting for any other reply. However she called out over her shoulder as he turned to find his own way out of the rambling structure.
“Don’t dawdle little one. A storm brews in the distance.”
He tried not to roll his eyes at that, the weather forecast was clear and eighties for the next week according to the morning fire report Ama had printed. The youth only nodded and slipped around the corner. He circled the barn and pulled a set of loose tan pants and tunic out of the cubby. The soft worn leather almost perfectly matched the forest floor for color as did the moccasins he pulled on after them. His morning running clothes were modern stuff that wicked the sweat away from him and let him speed through the forest. These were his free day clothes. The ones that let him disappear into the forest and wander. Abuelita, for all of her demands, would tend Em and Donny until he returned no matter how late that was, and with the Park’s yearly budget talks still under way it was highly unlikely Ama would be home until long after the sun had set. Despite still hearing the call of the half restored truck he felt something lossening in him already. The soft cotton and smooth leather rested easily against his skin and Drake slipped into the forest.
Freedom; for the moment at least, blissful freedom. Pushing aside the guilt that accompanied the thought as well as any lingering worries about his charges the youth let his legs carry him through the trees. He shunned the man made paths, following the faint animal trails. This close to the barn they were as clear to him as if they were named city streets. Being animal trails, they invariably led him to water. Today he stopped at a trickling stream, took off his moccasins, and rolled up his pants legs. The youth turned and followed the thin flow of icy water upstream, letting it steal the heat from his body through his feet.
Some distance upstream, the stream widened and pooled under a boulder. There Drake paused and pulled an old black compass out of his pocket. Behind him he knew every trail and tree. Ahead was a broad swath of National Wilderness he would have to cross, or possibly Bureau of Land Management or even state managed forests where he more rarely wandered. It was hard to tell where the boundaries were from the ground. The clearing he wanted for the berries was solidly in BLM land and he still had quite a ways to go to get there. The stand of timber that stood between him and his goal was dense with young tree and branches that frequently formed impenetrable hedges he had to track around and he checked his compass regularly as he climbed in elevation. Even so the youth found he had wandered too far off his route and had to correct when he spotted the boundary fence. However he was in no hurry and he reached the clearing long before the sun told him it was time to turn around.
Sometime in the past some unknown force had carved a shallow trench across the side of one of the small mountains that that dotted the wilderness. It had puzzled Drake at first. The scour was at the wrong angle to be an old rock slide, and terminated in a near perfectly circular clearing at the lower end. Centuries old Douglas Firs abruptly gave way to a second ring only a few decades old. Those were in turn beginning to produce cones and a smattering of knee high saplings. The rest of the space was completely given over to wildflowers. No matter what season Drake visited it he found a riot of life.
There had been an early spring and many herbs that normally would have waited a month or more were already in full bloom in the mountain meadow. A white wave of foamflower washed in from the deep forest surrounding the clearing, sending up knee high stalks covered in the delicate white blooms. Late trillium hid close to the roots of the great firs, many having shed their white corollas and begun to put forth their bulbous seed heads. Fuzzy white baneberry blossoms nodded gently in the breeze. A riot of yellow and purple spread across the ground as vetch and buttercups and a host of clovers competed for space in the open sun. Great stalks of lupine as high as his head thrust up their purple and blue proudly from thick clusters of palm shaped leaves. Pink shooting stars and violet harebells crouched under the protection of the larger plants. Indian paintbrush lit the scene with flames of red and orange. Where a spring seeped into the meadow elephant’s head flared neon pink and corydalis bushes put forth blushing blooms. Pale green wild orchids stood along the wet spot and the swarms of bees danced from them to the glacier lilies.
Sometimes, as he bent over a tiny blossom and traced the intricate network of veins in the petals, drank in the scent, and felt the smooth surface of the leaves an otherworldly feeling would come over him. It was as if there was another world just out of range of his senses. If he could only really look, the thin illusion that was blocking him would slip away and reveal the real world underneath it.
“Look Awiegwa,” his father would whisper, pointing at a deer mouse perched on a fallen log. “What does it see?”
Awiegwa would screw up his face and squint. Trying to find the answer to the question.
Awiegwa had often wondered how so many flowers had come to be in the relatively small area. He had identified dozens of species and there were more he had yet to determine. The clearing was always the first place to bloom and the last to go dormant. Many of the flowers seemed to utterly defy their usual blooming patterns. However, as time passed he had simply come to accept it. It was one of the small good things that brought back the memories of his father. If it didn’t quite follow the rules Ama had taught him, well an impossible clearing in the mountains wasn’t a place for rules.
The particular bloom that Abuelita had requested had taken full advantage of the early sun and had already put forth a few cobalt blue berries; easily spotted at the edge of the clearing in the delicate sea of white flowers.
However before he left the shade of the forest for the meadow the youth paused and closed his eyes. Bole wasn’t always here, but he was often enough that Awiegwa always checked for him. Carefully he reconstructed the clearing in his mind; marking every tree and boulder on the edge. Three years he had been coming here and each time it was easier to recreate the clearing. Breathing evenly he opened his eyes, letting the mental image merge with the actual. There was a brief moment of confusion as details like the play of light through branches and the trembling of small clusters of flowers fixed themselves but there was only one truly jarring note. Awiegwa didn’t let his eyes focus on the disparity; he never did anymore, but a warm smile spread across his features as he slipped silently into the meadow.
He was here. As the youth moved in a low crouch, gathering the first fruits of the Queen’s Cup, he let his peripheral vision linger on a particular snag. There was nothing obviously interesting about it, other than the fact that it had not been there the last time Awiegwa was here. He had named the wanderer Bole, because it most often appeared as a thick tree trunk; sometimes living, sometimes dead. Occasionally it would be a boulder or simply a mound in the dirt. Often it wasn’t in the clearing at all. If the youth moved forward and tried to closely examine it he could never find anything to suggest it was something other than a tree or rock.
He had thought about taking a sample occasionally, had taken his knife out to do just that more than once, but something always held him back. Bole was a part of this place. Dissecting him would be too much like attempting to dissect his sense of his father’s presence here. The youth had never told anyone about this place, not even Ama with who could get most things out of him easily enough. Down at the house, in town, when he was Drake; solid, reliable, first up in the morning, two grades ahead in school with a penchant for science Drake, a productive member of modern society with a promising future and his mother smiling at him. Here he could be Awiegwa. Here he could believe in the ancient medicines his father had dug out of dusty old tomes and brought to life from the forest litter. Every time Awiegwa left the clearing and headed back towards home reality would reassert itself. Bole would resolve back into a figment of his imagination, created from pride in a somewhat better than average memory and what the social workers had called an “intriguing imagination”. When he reached the house and become solidly Drake again flickers of embarrassment would begin eating at him for letting his senses trick him like that, but as long as the blooms nodded around him in this garden Bole could exist even on a Thursday.
The little woven grass bag filled up with the berries fairly quickly and Awiegwa soon stretched out of his crouch and let his gaze wander contentedly over the clearing. As it always did, the warm space was working its special magic. Worries about Em getting out of his schoolwork, of not paying enough attention to the quiet Donny, of letting Ama see his petty resentments: it had all melted away from his muscles, thoughts of college costs and abandoning his duties dissolved into an acute sense of the now. The leaves rustled softly in a barely-there breeze, the heavy scent of some unidentified blossom filled his lungs, a dozen shades of green framed the rainbow of flowers, and over and above it all the creaking of the firs as the wind played over them. It was at times like these that he felth he could almost see into heaven; that something wonderful that existed just beyond his senses, and all he had to do was reach out and claim it.
The youth took a deep breath and let himself fall backwards onto a handy rise in the forest floor. His path had taken him to the foot of the snag and he shifted slightly to align himself with the gnarled roots. One hand gripped a time smoothed root.
“Ama trusted me enough to go out of state,” he murmured. “That’s the first time she’s done that. Usually she has Abulita stay with us to fend off the Harsh, but she said it’s long past legal now.”
It was his imagination of course that made him think the root vibrated in his hand in response. Many a long hour he had spent in this clearing with the wanderer. He had poured out his frustrations and anguishes over life’s injustices, had shared his secrets as he grew, and had shouted his triumphs. Sometimes he felt closer to Bole than to any of his human friends. However, something that sounded like his mother’s voice warned him that there was something odd about this and that awareness was the main reason he had kept this place secret from Ama. Their mother hadn’t exactly liked stuff like that. She had never objected to his father’s digging up the old stories of her people. Making cross generational connections between elders, who more often than not lived isolated lives, and the next generation, was an admirable goal in of itself in her eyes; objectively a social good. Storytelling was only the natural course for these relationships to take, but subtle looks had warned even a very young Drake that it was best to cautious what he shared with his mother. At least of those things that couldn’t be placed on a microscope slide. So this was Awigewa’s place, and while his father’s spirit wanders the flowers with he had never felt his mother here.
He let his focus drift up, and up. Dark blue Lupine nodded over his head framing the faint crisscross of jet contrails that threw a light haze over an otherwise cloudless sky. His clothed grew deliciously hot from the spring sun. The ground too had eagerly accepted the energy and now it conducted the heat into the muscles of his back. Bole’s wood beneath him was warmer even than the surrounding ground and an idle thought traced across Awiegwa’s awareness; something about it being odd for the light colored wood and relatively dry wood to retain more heat than the darker soil surrounding it. His mind was filled with the impression of a goal. He had been meaning to do, something. Something fun, yes, exploring, he’d meant to see if whatever had dug that den by the second boulder was cubing this year. He would just get up and do that in a minute. His back was so warm and comfortable.



“Flying Sparks”
Another foray into the lives of Drake McCarty, Ama Love, and the rest of their siblings as they discover that something alien is out in the forest around their home.
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Humans are Weird – Things That Go Boomp in the Night

5/29/2023

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“Of course humans are diurnal,” Doctor Drawing said with a sigh as he glared meaningfully at his reports.
“But I have seen Grimes-” Commander Pulp said, curling his tail at a meek angle.
“Grimes has a medical issue called insomnia,” Doctor Drawing snapped with a threatening twitch to his tail. “It is well documented.”
Commander Pulp clicked his teeth together eagerly and his tail gave a more confident wave. Doctor Drawing gave him a sideways glance but grudgingly turned his attention to the new commander.
“I have a medical issues to report!” Commander Pulp announced proudly.
“Very well,” Doctor Drawing growled, reaching for a scanner with one fore-paw. “What is wrong with you?”
“Not me!” Commander Pulp said with a cheerful wave of his now raised tail. “Grimes has been displaying signs of insomnia!”
Doctor Drawing gave a grumble but set the scanner down and reached for his data pad.
“What did you observe?” he demanded.
“Grimes was preforming construction maintenance in his room,” Commander Pulp stated.
Doctor slowly raised his snout and gave him a look that, adult that he was, made Commander Pulp’s scutes tighten in submission.
“In the middle of the night!” Commander Pulp went on quickly. “I was just going to sleep, had just gotten comfortable with my sleep partner, between the fourth and first shifts, when I heard the high power drills from his room.”
Doctor Drawing rocked back and grumbled softly as he ground that over.
“That is odd,” he finally admitted, “but humans do stay up late to finish projects. Wasn’t his room damaged by that tree branch in the last high wind.”
“Yes,” Commander Pulp agreed quickly, “I am aware of that, but he had already gone to sleep! I checked in on him to offer myself as a sleep companion. He was already fast asleep and I could not get permission.”
“Good of you to respect that,” Doctor Drawing said with a significant angle to his head.
Commander Pulp licked his teeth in frustration at that dig. He simply hadn’t known human custom that time he had joined the sleeping human and he had never done it again.
“The force of the stone is that Grimes must have woken up for no external reason and then decided to mend his wall, something that was on the schedule for tomorrow!” He said.
Doctor Drawing ground this quietly over in his head for a few moments and gradually his tail began to wave in agreement.
“So long as he was preforming within parameters I could not justify addressing the issue again once he had dismissed me,” the doctor said slowly. “However this behavior is affecting the rest of the base. I will call him in and discuss the situation from that angle.”
“My thanks,” Commander Pulp said.
Doctor Drawing picked his reports back up and glared meaningfully at the door and Commander Pulp gratefully took the hint. There was still a chance he could snag a nap with second shift.  

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Kaiju No. 8 Chapter 86 Full Spoilers Review & Analysis – No Twist, No Turns, Just Raw Shonen Manga

5/28/2023

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Kaiju No. 8 Chapter 86 No Spoilers Review & Analysis-Banger of a Shonen Chapter Takes You to the Bank

5/25/2023

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Humans are Weird - Trophy

5/22/2023

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Fifth Cousin shifted the stack of bandages in her arms and clicked in annoyance as this new Third Sister examined a container of mammalian muscle relaxants with a critical curl in her antennas. This base, set on a mild agricultural world claimed by the humans was meant to be an easy position for a few years of civil service before Fifth Cousin returned to her Father’s garden and either rooted herself there or was sent to a Sister’s hive. The fruit bearing trees that dominated in this region were not so dissimilar from the vines of their homeworld and the humans who had claimed the world were famously peaceful. This strange Third Sister with her brilliant reds and rough outer membrane seemed the most dangerous thing the on the planet, though Fifth Cousin kept that thought to herself.
“We need more,” the medical rated Third Sister announced, tossing the supposedly insufficient container into the cart she was pushing.
“Throw those on top,” she indicated the bandages with a flick of her antenna, “and go set the synthesizers to formulate more. It won’t be done by the time the brawl’s over but it should be done before they really start to feel it. Meet me on the quad when you are done setting it up.”
Fifth Cousin curled her antenna in confusion at the rolling human word Third Sister had used but dutifully followed orders. If this Third Sister was one of the type who needed to keep her underlings skittering about preforming pointless tasks it was simply her place to obey. She dropped the bandages and trotted down to the main medical ward with all its over-sized equipment that looked more like a mechanical bay than a medical ward. She quickly had the chemical synthesizer activated and entered the required formula. She noted with some surprise first the volume that the machine’s records showed had been formulated, and second the odd pattern. For most of the local year there was almost no change in the amount required by the humans on the base, then, once a year the production rate spiked. Fifth Cousin noted uneasily that a full year had passed since the last spike and she wondered what the Third Sister knew.
She walked out to the quad, the wide open space between the various buildings of the base, far too open to be comfortable for a Shatar. However in one corner the humans had planted and cultivated a decent canopy and Third Sister was perched on a raised couch in its center, munching on a bright orange fruit and watching the odd behavior of a few humans skulking around the edge of the quad. Third Sister gestured her over and Fifth Cousin trotted over and leapt up onto the couch. Third Sister handed her one of the fruits and gave her frill a comforting flare.
“You will be safe up here,” she said in a more agreeable tone than Fifth Cousin had yet heard.
“Safe from the brawl?” Fifth Cousin hazarded and Third Sister looked pleased at her question.
“Do you see those humans?” she asked, indicating the now clearly hiding forms. “Do notice anything interesting about them?”
“They are all from the next base over the mountains,” Fifth Cousin said as she sniped through the outer skin of the fruit with her mandibles.
It made a pleasant squish sound as she dug down to the juice.
“And you note that none of them are from this base,” Third Sister pointed out.
“Except for First Botanist in her office none of them were here this afternoon,” Fifth Cousin observed with a suddenly perplexed set to her antenna.
“First Botanist requires plausible deniability,” Third Sister explained, “she couldn’t participate. Though I suspect that is just part of the tradition more than it is to protect her from legal repercussions, the whole tangle seems to be condoned.”
Third Sister’s words muttered off into a long sulky bite at the fruit and Fifth Cousin stared at the odd Third Sister feeling just a little unease flick at the edges of her frill. Third Sister was clearly weaving a deep pattern for her, helping her to see something of the surrounding forest that was hiding in the patterns of the leaves, but so far she had no idea what it was. The sound of the rumbling engines of the long distance transports drifted over the afternoon wind and the hiding humans grew tense with excitement, easily detectable as there pheromones hovered in the air.
Third Botanist, an absolutely massive human male, came bounding through a gap in the buildings holding something over his head and whooping in excitement. Fifth Sister tilted her head to get a better angle on the thing. It looked like a taxidermy sample of some sort, one of the furrier of the local mammals perhaps, but if that was what it was it was damaged far beyond recognition. Behind the lead human ran a laughing line of smaller humans.
“They called it Fuzzykins when it was alive,” Third Sister stated watching the running human near the hiding humans. “It was their first attempt at taming the local wildlife and it was highly successful. The humans got quite attached to Fuzzykins. This was before my time here but I got the information from the old Grandmother who was here before me. There was a very peaceful, but earnest competition to see which of the two bases got to house Fuzzykins while he lived.”
She dipped her proboscis into the fruit and reached out a firm hand to grip Fifth Cousin’s shoulder.
“Do not panic,” she said in that low, powerful tone that single digit sisters had.
“Why would I-” Fifth Cousin began.
Then one of the hiding humans leapt out and flung his entire considerable mass against the running human. Fifth Cousin did not panic. It was nearly impossible with Third Cousin’s fingers all but paralyzing her in their grip. Almost unbelievably the running human didn’t fall at the blow and maintained his grip on the battered form of Fuzzykins. Two more humans leapt on him and his thick knee joints buckled under the weight. Now the following humans arrived and threw themselves on the writing pile of mammalian limbs.
“They are fighting?” Fifth Cousin asked, proud of how steady she kept her voice.
“Brawling,” Third Sister stated in a resigned tone, “this is a brawl.”
More and more humans, both the hidden ones and the arriving ones joined the pile in a confusion of attempts to pry individual humans out or pin them in place. Third Sister seemed to judge her calm enough and released her shoulder to resume her story.
“After Fuzzykins died the humans preserved his body,” she said. “The organs were harvested for study of course, all but the skin which they formed into the basic shape of the animal. However with Fuzzykins death the desire to house him grew in intensity. This resulted in multiple attempts, both successful and failed, to steal him from one base and keep him at the other. As such things happen it soon became a game and rules formed around it.”
“It only happens once a year,” Fifth Cousin observed and Third Sister gave her a proud look.
Out in the quad a human howled as his leg twisted much too far for that joint. Moments later the human was up and staggering away with something clutched under his arm.
“I do not pretend to understand the rules of the game,” Third Sister stated, “but as it is not only entirely voluntary, but there seems to be no coercion I have not felt the need to intervene. I simply prepare my medical supplies and wait.”
“This base is rated as having the lowest levels of inter-human aggression in the working group,” Fifth Cousin observed with a question in the tilt of her head.
“The current working theory is that they vent all of it in this activity,” Third Sister said as one of the smallest humans sprinted up with the grace of a predator, leapt into the air and dragged the runner carrying Fuzzykins to the ground. “Now finish up your fruit, they are going to run out of stamina soon and once the endorphins wear off they will start feeling the damage and we will need all the muscle relaxant you can decant from the synthesizer.”

 
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Transformers: Earthspark Season 1 Episode 15 Warzone Full Spoilers Review & Analysis Remembrance

5/21/2023

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Friday Livestream 05/19/2023 - Two Books-One Story - Transformers Earthspark Announcement -Kaiju No 8

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5/17/2023

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Humans are Weird - Putting it Off

5/15/2023

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Taps-a-lot gave a happy surge forward as he swam towards the exit portal of the campus flow system. His physics class had ran long, not that there was anything particularly difficult about the hydrodynamics questions in play, they had all been almost amusingly simple, but the Shatar professor had taken the time to explain why they were so very difficult to Shatar and human brains. The concept of a mind that literally processed hydrodynamics via a hydrodynamic system of internal fluids, having trouble with hydrodynamic physics problems had been perhaps a little too humorous to the gathered undulates and Taps-a-lot was afraid that they had shown their amused wriggles a bit too much. The effort of holding them in had left at least Taps-a-lot with a significant amount of not-unpleasant energy to burn after class. So when his leading appendages had a good grasp on the tunnel ridge in front of him he thrust down and tossed himself up into the current to vigorously swim.
Adding to his delighted mood, he had a social engagement arranged with Human Friend Ryan for the afternoon. They were simply going to ‘hang out’ in Ryan’s apartment and ‘chill’. Human Friend Ryan being a fairly gregarious sort, had long ago installed a lovely little hydration pool with a little ecosystem of plants and algae. Taps-a-lot had never yet had a chance to soak in it and he was looking forward to it with positive giddiness.
He soon found himself at the exit portal and eagerly pulled himself up onto the dry floor of the corridor of the human living quarters. He felt the texture of the floor thoughtfully and set off shuffling in the direction of Human Friend Ryan’s apartment. Finding the door marked with a stylized form of the human’s family name he reared up against the door and drummed his gripping appendages against it. An indistinct human shout came from the other side and the floor vibrated as Human Friend Ryan came to the door.
“Come on in!” Human Friend Ryan called out as the door slid open. “Pop into the pool if you like. I’m just about to take a shower.”
Taps-a-lot returned the audio greeting, but was instantly distracted by Human Friend Ryan’s appearance. The human had stripped off his outer layers of protective insulation and was only wearing a loose covering around his core. The shed layers were laying in a rather comfortable looking pile against the door that led to the human’s cleansing chamber. Taps-a-lot noted that the shed layers were rather coated in flaking layers of algae and mud, and wondered if that had something to do with the flickering colors of annoyance that speckled Human Friend Ryan’s skin. Taps-a-lot shuffled over to the pool that was set at a convenient height beside the human couch. Instead of dropping in however Taps-a-lot watched Human Friend Ryan curiously.
Despite his stated intention the human walked over to the pile of his discarded clothes, scooped them up, and then tossed them in a container holding other soiled garments. Then the human paused in the middle of the room and waked over to an active work terminal. He bent over it and did something, from the tone of the devices response he was sending a message. Then the human walked over to the pool and Taps-a-lot perked up in interest.
“Gotta dead head these regularly,” the human observed as his fingers removed several spend flowering branches from the plant.
That done the human paused and seemed to almost relax while standing there. His eyes ceased moving and Human Friend Ryan simply stood there, swaying minutely from side to side as humans did. Taps-a-lot noted with concern that the agitation display was increasing and with a startled realization he recognized it. That was the pattern that human colors displayed when they were avoiding something unpleasant. He had seen similar patterns on Human Friend Ryan when the human had been forced to walk through a particularly opaque and biota-rich chest-deep section of water.
“Human Friend Ryan!” Taps-a-lot burst out in audio tones, feeling an absent pride that he had managed to remember to add implications of surprise. “Do you not-” Taps-a-lot realized too late that he didn’t know the word to indicate the future tense of enjoy, “want to take a shower?”
Human Friend Ryan stiffened and then covered his face with one, wide-splayed hand and emitted a long, low sound that Taps-a-lot was almost certain contained no words.
“No, no,” Human Friend Ryan said. “I do – it is! I just-”
The human gave up on audio-speech and flung up his hands in a much more understandable gesture of, “It’s much too complex to explain when I am in this state of agitation.”
“Shower!” Human Friend Ryan announced with words.
“I will go that way to do the thing,” his appendages announced, as the agitation showing in his colors coalesced into a far calmer determination.
Whereupon the human followed his gestures and stalked into the bathroom, shutting the door behind him. The sound of the rapid, high-temperature water flow preferred by humans started and Taps-a-lot let his appendages idly examine the plants for more buds that needed dead-heading as he mulled over the strange behavior. So far as he knew the humans universally agreed that the high-temperature water-based cleansing they preferred was enjoyable. Human Friend Ryan often spoke of a ‘nice hot shower’ with what Taps-a-lot assumed were longing tones when they had been out recreating in the pools too long. The Undulate pondered if something, some unpleasant incident had occurred to alter the human’s feelings towards the action. However as he ran out of plant buds to examine and Human Friend Ryan lingered in the enforced privacy of his shower, Taps-a-lot decided he had to reject that idea. Soft stains of human music mingled with the flow of the water and there was no questioning the enjoyment they indicated. Then the singing stopped and only the steady flow of water continued. The humidity capacity of the small cleansing room was reached the Taps-a-lot heard the vents activate as they captured the airborne water droplets and cycled them back into the water system.
Taps-a-lot was almost concerned about Human Friend Ryan when the human staggered out of the bathroom wearing a fresh layer of the light core protecting clothes and tossed his dirty ones into the container with the rest of the layers. The human’s stripes were vibrant with contrast and the light they emitted was refracting through the lingering droplets of water that clung to him. His whole body was held in a more relaxed posture, radiating contentment, and just the slightest regret. Human Friend Ryan had clearly not wanted to leave the shower even though he had spent well past four times the recommend amount of time in it.
Taps-a-lot waited for his friend to drop his mass onto the couch before speaking the carefully considered question.
“Human Friend Ryan,” he began, “you do enjoy showers, don’t you?”
Human Friend Ryan turned his head towards the Undulate, his face wrinkled with surprise and his strips glowing with thought.
“One of the best parts of the day,” the human assured him. “Why do you ask?”
“You did not appear quite enthusiastic to begin the process,” Taps-a-lot observed.
Human Friend Ryan suddenly went utterly slack in the face and his colors gave that adorable ripple they did when you confronted a human with some little bit of trivia they didn’t understand. Then his mind seized on the question and his body positioned to say.
“I am considering your words,” head tilted to about a thirty degree angle relative to the main line of his core, lips and eyes slightly compressed.
“I do like showers,” Human Friend Ryan said slowly. “I really do, but I guess...sometimes, right before I take the shower…”
The human emitted a low sound, mostly breath with only a little voice that, while not a word, was supposed to indicate confusion over the topic under consideration.
“I don’t know,” the human admitted, “there is this weird sort of, activation energy required I guess? If I’m not to tired I don’t notice it, but if I’m hot and tired, and sticky, part of me just wants to sit here and not bother with a shower.”
“So when you need the cleansing the most,” Taps-a-lot observed slowly. “Your thoughts reject it.”
“Yeah,” Human Friend Ryan confirmed, “weird.”
His face creased into a brief frown of annoyance, then smoothed out. His whole body shifted in the way that meant, “that is a very perplexing matter but not one I wish to dedicate thought to.”
He reached under to the climate controlled storage areas, at convenient Undulate level under the couch and pulled out two canisters.
“Want one of those weird local juices?” Human Friend Ryan asked.  

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Flying Sparks - Chapter 1 Draft Version 05/2023

5/14/2023

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 Chapter 1Morning light filtered through the canopy of thick evergreen branches and fell flickering to the moss and lichens below. There was little sound in the deep wood and the silence was slowly seeping into the mind of the youth who fled through the trees. Selfish, greedy. The words beat harshly against the inside or his skull as the youth ran headlong down the dim trail. He knew there was no escaping them as the syllables kept a steady tempo with the soft smack of his sneakers on the thick blanket of fir needles, but the forest always seemed to have the power to quiet the voice at least.
Suddenly the youth burst out of the deep shade and caught himself on the branch of a fir trunk. Before him the forest fell down a granite cliff and spread out in grand panorama, rank upon rank of forested hills and snow clad mountains. Dense, temperate rain forest stretched out, filling the valleys with the patchwork of untouched trees and timberland in various states of logging and re-growth. He leaned back against the moss covered snag and panted heavily, letting the magnificence fill his senses, leaving no room in him for anything else. A small part of his mind whispered that something was wrong about the feel of the decaying tree against his back but he banished it along with the rest of the voices, everything was wrong, that was why he came out here.
Once the youth had caught his breath he stepped out into the hot sun and shook out his sweat damp auburn hair. Though the thatch was cropped short it still refused most attempts to tame it. Wide set eyes whose color almost reflected the forest below were placed over a large nose that somehow just managed to balance his features. A wide expressive mouth served as the base of the mug. His shoulders were wide enough to suggest he was no stranger to hard work and his rough hands confirmed this, despite the fact that his frame still wore the awkward lankiness of multiple growth spurts.
Shaking out his limbs the youth started running again. He reentered the dense forest where a fallen tree had cleared a path and darted nimbly along the trunk. Laser focus on the path ahead of his feet made his footing sure, and ensured he failed to notice the snag he had leaned against silently collapse in on itself, shedding moss and insects as it flowed slowly into a rounded lump on the forest floor.
The path slanted down and for all that gravity was on his side, the return journey was always harder; requiring more attention to keep from charging headlong into cracked boulders and ragged branches. The animal trail widened as it joined a groomed hiking path and he let himself speed up. Spotting a particular leaning maple, he cut to the side and transferred the raw speed of the path into long leaps through the thick undergrowth. Just where the trees ended he slammed to a stop against the side of a freshly painted, red wooden barn.
Sun thinned paint sill protected the old siding from the elements, allowing the grain of the wood to dig into rough palms. Drake leaned against the wall gasping for breath. When he had regained his composure he slid his fingers into a seam in the wall and pulled. A panel swung open and he reached into a square hole and pulled a worn but clean rag out of a pile of cloth. He dried his sweaty hands and face and then exchanged his running shoes for a pair of soft moccasins. That done he sealed the compartment and trotted around to a door set in the front of the barn.
The interior corridor of the barn stretched before him, dim with the morning light filtering down through high windows. Just ahead a bold red pickup sporting more than a few decades of rust sat on cinder blocks surrounded by various tools of repair. Two rows of stalls that had once housed mule teams had been framed into individual rooms. A few of the newly added doors had been decorated with childish drawings and dotted with stickers, but for the most part they, and the rough hardwood walls that surrounded them were covered in posters displaying galaxies, the mysterious interior workings of trees, and the human body with its various layers revealed.
The youth let his hand trail along the wall and flicked a few switches as he passed the cracked and stained control panel. Seemingly satisfied with the results he headed for the last door in the row. It opened to a wide expanse of tile that his sister called pink-puke and his cousin called rose. Against the far wall a shower head was set over cracked and pitted bear claw bathtub. The flimsy modern shower curtain that ringed the tub looked pitifully incapable of containing the powerful spray of hot water that gushed out of the shower head when the youth turned the brass handles, and a small stream ran across the tiles to a drain that was just off center in the floor. One quick scrub down later the youth was brushing his teeth in front of an antique mirror that blotched his reflection where it needed reslivering. Drake Awigwa McCarty spat into the chipped enamel of the sink and gave his head one final rub with the towel before he stepped out into the main corridor.
“Donny! Em! Wake up!” He bellowed into an overhead vent before tossing the towel through another door.
He had swapped his running clothes for only slightly dirty jeans and a clean white tee and padded in his bare feet down the central aisle. His rough fist came up to pound on two of the doors in order but no response came from within. Shrugging he strolled over to the pantry and grabbed an apple. Then he jumped up into the pickup and stretched out in the roomy cab. Taking a bite out of the apple he leaned an elbow on the horn. The blast of sound that filled the barn shook dust down from the rafters.
A door bearing a hand scrawled “Do Not Enter” sign burst open and a plump bundle of rage came shrieking out. Drake gave a smug grin and very deliberately stretched his arms out to lock the doors of the truck. The boy who had exploded from the bedroom rushed the battered rig and assaulted the faded red paint for a few moments with pounding fists. The youth inside simply let the display of temper expend itself. A second door opened and a sleepy face poked out.
“Em? Are those more restricted access words?” the blue eyed boy asked curiously rubbing one eye.
The still hissing child abandoned the pickup and stalked towards the bathroom and the youth in the truck let off the horn.
“Yes they are!” spat out Em. “So don’t you dare repeat them to your sister.”
Donny flinched at the venom but nodded, watching Em stalk to the door with a flourish. Their two faces were similar in shape and form, but their complexions offered a stark contrast. Donny, who now stepped out into the main area was slight and Celtic pink, with a head that was only a few days grown out from a severe cropping but was still clearly bright ginger. Em was heavy set and tended to nearly black hair and pasty white skin. Their eyes shared the same shade of blue, but Em’s flashed where Donny’s only watched..
“Where’s breakfast?” came a shout from the bathroom.
“Lunch is whatever you make it,” replied Drake as he let himself out of the truck.
The round dark head popped out of the bathroom with a pout.
“You are going to make a twelve year old and a nine year old get their own meals?” Em whined.
“Yes.” Drake replied in a flat tone.
“You really should be reported to child protective services. You know that?” Em snapped petulantly.
The dark head disappeared back into the washroom unknowing or uncaring of the sharp and worried glances passed between the two brothers. Donny walked nervously up to Drake and wrapped thin arms around his waist.
“Did he really mean that Drake?” Donny asked.
“No Donny, he was just joking,” Drake replied with a scowl at the bathroom door.
“But why would he joke about something like that?” Donny asked.
“Because little bro,” Drake said with a tight tone. “some people just don’t take anything seriously. Now go get yourself something to eat while Sir Primps-a-lot makes himself presentable.”
He gave the narrow shoulders a friendly smack and the child trotted off towards the stairs.
Drake stretched again and moved down the corridor to the large open space that served as a combination living room, dining room, rumpus room, work room, and whatever else they needed it for. What had once been the main parking area for farm equipment was now filled with leather couches that looked like a deranged naturalist had tried do document comparative rodent tooth size in their materials, an old pool table that stood on legs that had been sanded down in a futile effort to hide bite marks, a battered ping pong setup, and three small, tarp-covered objects with vaguely car like shapes. The various paraphernalia of childhood were scattered around; from stuffed animals on the worn couches to haphazard papier-mâché solar systems hanging from the rafters. Centered in the room was an ancient and creased cedar log, ten feet in diameter at the base where a tangle of gnarled roots gripped the concrete floor. The top of the pillar met and supported the central beam in the dusty rafters. Next to its base stood an antique handcrafted woodstove, dormant for the summer and a circle of mismatched overstuffed chairs.
Drake reached a battered old hardwood table and began sorting the piles of textbooks and papers that covered it. Sounds of running water and annoyed voices told the story of what was going on behind him but he gave no reaction. By the time the two younger children came out he was sitting in front of a thick algebra tome working away. He pointed mutely at two other piles he had made. Donny only nodded and sat but Em gave a groan and flopped into a chair.
“Schoolwork on a Sunday? Seriously?” Em nearly howled.
“Just the homework you didn’t get done during the week,” Drake replied without looking up. “I’m doing mine too.”
“It’s all homework,” Em pouted. “Why can’t I just do it tomorrow?”
“Never put off till tomorrow what you could get done today.” Drake said in a bland tone.
“What is that? Some kind of Proverb?” the boy sneered putting a fist on his hip.
“Nope,” Drake answered, pointing to the papers, “it’s the extra assignment your attitude just earned you; in your best handwriting, on calligraphy paper, tastefully illustrated, and due before sundown.”
“What?” Em squealed indignantly.
Drake quietly raised his eyes and locked gazes with his cousin. Em held for one defiant moment then snorted and stomped over to begin his work. The steady sound of scratching filled the room as the sun crawled across the skylights.



***



Miles away through the dense forest a tree was walking. A glossy, black crow eyed the apparition curiously and ruffled its feathers, preparing to set up the racket that would summon both its brothers and their kin in the area to alert to forest to the strangeness. Before it could however a soft music began to pulse out from the oddity. The waves of sound washed soothingly over the bird and the iridescent feathers settled back as the crow resumed its hunt for food. The music changed notes, announcing pleasure that the distraction had worked as the creature wearing branches continued its slow movements.


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