Apparently (from the comments I get from Superintendents and Crew Leads and random tourists) it is “not normal” to suddenly appear out of the forest a significant distance from trail heads and road ends.
“So you just…work out in the forest?” *looking around nervously*
“*bleep* Adams! Where’d you come from?” *jumping into the air*
“So…what are you doing?” *edging away nervously*
And an endless list of odd looks of course.
I was just wondering if I should start collecting ominous, deadpan one-liners to facilitate the experience of the surreal.
“I was sent to analyze this species.”
“Forgive me, I am not yet used to this sun.”
“The gravity is oddly high at these coordinates.”
“Where is the nearest location to procure non-sentient nutrients?”
“Have you seen anything…strange…pass by?”
“We were once many…”
“The last individual asked me that too…”