But when my main e-mail account informs me that people are following me it does make the hair on the back of my neck stand on end.
G-mail: "Hey! 14 People are following you!"
Me: "What? Did you inform the police?"
G-mail: "No, no, no! This a good thing. The loves! Fourteen people are really interested in what you are doing!
Me: "...so is what you are saying is that this is a government thing? Is that it? Did I attract the attention of a dozen CIA agents?"
G-mail:: "No, these are fans who like what you do and want to see more."
Me: "Okay...that sounds fake...but okay."
G-mail: *sighs* "It's going to be one of those accounts isn't it?"