Humans are Weird - Surprises

Memo To All Rough End Base Personnel:
While the Base management does encourage all manner of inter-species interactions, and especially the sharing of scientific information, we ask that all personnel respect these rules.

1. Organic biomatter shed from your person must be either handled as a potential bio hazard and stored as or disposed of properly.  (We are aware that humans shed their skin and hair ‘all over the place’ and can only ask that they attempt to exfoliate in the washrooms as much as is healthful.
2. If one intends to gift a portion of your shed biomatter to another scientist for the sharing of biological information and expansion of the general data base, pleas ensure that said biomatter is packaged and labeled appropriately.
3. Biological samples are under no circumstances to be left in the refrigeration unit labeled for edibles.  There is a separate refrigeration unit for samples and it is clearly labeled as such. Use it.
4. If a human does happen to find an entire shed exoskeleton on top of the ravioli it is requested that they read any accompanying notes before reacting.

On another note the source of the “unholy shrieks” experienced by several base personnel earlier  today was traced to a particular human who does not chose to explain the source of their discomfort.  They were uninjured. And further inquiries should be sent to the Base commander.