Humans are Weird
101 Tales of Comedy and Error
Greetings my fellow sentients!
I have spent the majority of my career studying the nutritional habits of the known sentient species of the galaxy. With the recent discovery of humanity my work has focused on our strange new omnivorous friends. The questions raised simply by the fact that they are predators have sent the Universities of the Home Clusters into near chaos. Therefore I have spent the past year gathering data on their odd behaviors. I have observed their tendency to pet everything that moves, and a few things that don’t. I have observed their willingness to eat nearly anything that fits their nutritional profile and several items that are outright poisons. I have observed their capacity to turn anything, but most especially food sources, into explosive incendiary devices.
However space travel is resource intensive, as are fireproof tweed jackets and hats. Delightful stuff asbestos; but heavy to carry star to star. Sometimes I arrive at a human base and the contents of the cupboards are “steak” and “limes”. Due to the animal products in one and the acid of the other I have needed to bring all of my own food. Again this is expensive.
Therefore I have initiated a “Kickstarter” project to fund my research projects. I am currently learning the “ropes” as it were.
This Kickstarter project will be to fund the write up and publication of my last year’s worth of research.
“Humans are Weird
-
101 Tale of Comedy and Error”
At the moment I am making the introduction video.
I will keep you updated.
101 Tales of Comedy and Error
Greetings my fellow sentients!
I have spent the majority of my career studying the nutritional habits of the known sentient species of the galaxy. With the recent discovery of humanity my work has focused on our strange new omnivorous friends. The questions raised simply by the fact that they are predators have sent the Universities of the Home Clusters into near chaos. Therefore I have spent the past year gathering data on their odd behaviors. I have observed their tendency to pet everything that moves, and a few things that don’t. I have observed their willingness to eat nearly anything that fits their nutritional profile and several items that are outright poisons. I have observed their capacity to turn anything, but most especially food sources, into explosive incendiary devices.
However space travel is resource intensive, as are fireproof tweed jackets and hats. Delightful stuff asbestos; but heavy to carry star to star. Sometimes I arrive at a human base and the contents of the cupboards are “steak” and “limes”. Due to the animal products in one and the acid of the other I have needed to bring all of my own food. Again this is expensive.
Therefore I have initiated a “Kickstarter” project to fund my research projects. I am currently learning the “ropes” as it were.
This Kickstarter project will be to fund the write up and publication of my last year’s worth of research.
“Humans are Weird
-
101 Tale of Comedy and Error”
At the moment I am making the introduction video.
I will keep you updated.
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