Apparently there are social *expectations* when you begin to master lucid dreaming.
Me to Coworkers: “Guess what! I had a lucid dream last night!”
Coworker #1: “Cool! What did you do?”
Me: “I played Tetris! I cleared three lines before I got so excited I woke up!”
All my coworkers stare at me in mild confusion and horror.
Coworker #2: “You didn’t fly?”
…
Look, for thirty beautiful seconds all of reality was a giant Tetris game, I controlled it with my mind, and I was lucid enough to understand how awesome it was. Who needs to fly?
Me to Coworkers: “Guess what! I had a lucid dream last night!”
Coworker #1: “Cool! What did you do?”
Me: “I played Tetris! I cleared three lines before I got so excited I woke up!”
All my coworkers stare at me in mild confusion and horror.
Coworker #2: “You didn’t fly?”
…
Look, for thirty beautiful seconds all of reality was a giant Tetris game, I controlled it with my mind, and I was lucid enough to understand how awesome it was. Who needs to fly?
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