Well this author decided to give herself one based on my coworkers' reactions that indicate certain skills and accomplishments are a bit odd or appreciated.
Royal Songbird, Second of that Name, Opener of Tight Jars, Emptier of Mouse Traps, Rescuer Of Trapped insects, She Who Will Not Stop Talking Unless You Ask Her To, Jumper Of Dead Batteries, Changer Of Bad Fuel Filters, She Who Giggles For No Apparent Reason In The Dark, Knower Of ALLTHETHINGS, She Who Runs Like a Bloody Elephant Across The Second Floor At Six AM Please Stop, She Who Runs Around Barefoot Outside For No Apparent Reason Are You Okay, Emitter Of Disturbingly Loud Hiccups, and Stater Of Awkward Political Opinions.
What would your official title.