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Blocking the Internet

12/16/2014

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Oh, you know the one. He is a genius, or possibly just below genius level but the man is good. He is the one to run to with tech issues be it corrupted software or cracked screen. Even if he can't take care of it himself he know who can cheaply or quickly.
Sounds perfect right?
Well then there is the other side. He always wants to make things better. EAS they call it in the medical field. Early Adaptor Syndrome. Symptoms include keyboard shaped dents in the face and various electronic devices forcefully lodged in in the body. 
He has an idea, like say, "Let's make the wi=fi connection better!" and before you know it there is some shiney blinky now "device" plugged into the wall. Oh it looks harmless, with its sleek plastic body and its soothing green lights, but the moment you turn your back, it cuts off your internet. When you summon the IT guy it works of course, and he gives you the luddite look. But the moment he is gone there is a distinct evil snicker from the plug and suddenly H.A.L creep-thousand is blocking your email again. 
Fortunately I don't have to resort to a space walk yet, just unplugging the thing works.  But so help me if it starts singing Daisy it is going down like the chickadee it resembles! 

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