Phrases I have learned over the last week.
Slightly Confused Chicken:
"Why did the funny looking Top Chicken put me in this cage and where did these 25 annoying balls of fluff come from?"
"At least there is plenty of food...."
"GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD ANNOYING BALL OF FLUFF!"
"Very well, you may sleep by me tonight. I guess you are not that annoying."
"The funny looking Top Chicken is bringing more food. I suppose I must teach these 25 helpless little ones how to eat it."
"Hey! Top Chicken! You have let the feeder run out and my 25 precious babies show signs that they will be hungry in a few hours! Fix this!"
"The Great Chicken help me I don't care if you are the Top Chicken and fifty times my mass, if you so much as look at my precious babies wrong I will rip you to shreds and feed them your entrails."
"Ah, my precious babies, the world is a beautiful place where the Top Chicken brings us slightly moldy blueberries, rejoice!."
Slightly Confused Chicken:
"Why did the funny looking Top Chicken put me in this cage and where did these 25 annoying balls of fluff come from?"
"At least there is plenty of food...."
"GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD ANNOYING BALL OF FLUFF!"
"Very well, you may sleep by me tonight. I guess you are not that annoying."
"The funny looking Top Chicken is bringing more food. I suppose I must teach these 25 helpless little ones how to eat it."
"Hey! Top Chicken! You have let the feeder run out and my 25 precious babies show signs that they will be hungry in a few hours! Fix this!"
"The Great Chicken help me I don't care if you are the Top Chicken and fifty times my mass, if you so much as look at my precious babies wrong I will rip you to shreds and feed them your entrails."
"Ah, my precious babies, the world is a beautiful place where the Top Chicken brings us slightly moldy blueberries, rejoice!."
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