Coworker #1: You are doomed man.
Coworker #2: What do you mean?
Coworker #1: You let Adams touch your truck. The freakishness has happened.
Coworker #2 *groans*: What happened?
Me: So yes, your truck started making a horrific, tinny screeching noise that rose from somewhere in the middle of the cab or engine.
Coworker #2: So maybe brakes?
Me: It had been parked for half an hour and was turned off and not moving.
Coworker #2 *sighs*: I’ll keep an eye on it.
I may have a reputation.
Me *bursting into the secret lair*: Batwoman!
Coworker #3: Yes?
Me: There is an injured or possibly sick bat in the snow tunnel!
Coworker #3 zipping out the door like a rocket: On my way!
Me: Well I’m willing to be lost and I already am seriously injured! So I should be the one!