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Humans are Weird - Sentiment

12/30/2024

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Humans are Weird - Sentiment

Sift was gnawing thoughtfully on the last remnants of a positively delicious bread roll that Martha had given her. The immature human had been doing a ‘deep clean’ on the family extreme-refrigeration unit when she had come across a ‘Yorkshire Pudding’ that had been made for a winter festival some years before. Despite it being ‘hard as a rock’ she had been certain of its safety, due to its being stored at well below the freezing point of pure water and had offered it to Sift because ‘you got the teeth for it’. Sift clenched her molars over the wad and swallowed a tongue-full of the taste. It really was too sweet, but only just a scale and she gave a pleased gurgle as she ran a critical eye over the project she was working on.
She wouldn’t say she had collected too much information on Mary’s advancing pregnancy, one couldn’t have too many data points fermenting in a good observational study, but she freely admitted that she should have begun sorting and labeling her observations sooner. The steady thumping of Rob, Sift had quickly picked up on the fact that only Mary was allowed to call her mate Snookums, provided a background as she began typing out the section labels with her claws. She was pondering if the morning sickness observations should go in a nutrient section, or a general medical section when Mary’s familiar step came up to her door, and the room shook with the powerful blows used by the humans to indicate a polite wish to enter.
“Come in!” Sift called out, swallowing down the last big of the bread roll with a gulp.
Mary came into the room, her usual pace offset by her changing center of mass as the growing little human took up space in her center. Sift rotated her body around and blinked up curiously at her friend. There were tears sparkling in the human’s eyes, a sign of stress, her face was stretched in a wide smile, and though Sift’s reptilian nasal nerves was not nearly as acute as an Undulates similar structures she could tell that Mary was giving off waves of pheromones indicating comfort and pleasure. Mary reached the center of the room and hesitated.
“Would you like a seat?” Sift asked, indicating the extra large beanbag she kept for human use.
Mary nodded and made as if to lower herself onto the seat, but at the last moment turned suddenly and danced around the room laughing.
“Oh I can’t sit right now!” the human said. “Do you remember that conversation we had about the baby images?”
“You mean how you were confused that you did not experience more emotion when your little one reached the state of development where it was pleasant to look at?” Sift asked.
Mary nodded vigorously, breaking out in a grin.
“Mother always told me that seeing your little one for the first time was supposed to fill you with all kinds of warm, fuzzy joy!” Mary said. “But honestly I just found looking at the scans a little boring. No color, the baby wasn’t doing anything interesting most of the time, and really, you can still see the bones better than the outside of the baby, and really,” Mary paused in her swaying around the room and rested a hand on her growing belly, with a somewhat rueful look on her face. “I just haven’t been getting much sentimental feelings out of this pregnancy. Not the way that Mother and the Aunties described it at least.”
“Every sapient mind process stimuli differently,” Sift offered. “I didn’t choke once on ancestral loaf at my wedding.”
Mary stared at her blankly a bit, but nodded as she chewed over the idea.
“True that,” she admitted. “But just now! Oh come here!”
Mary darted out of the room, waving for Sift to follow and Sift scrambled after her. Four low legs were not that much slower than two high-human legs but their complete lack of balance did give the humans an advantage in sudden changes in direction. She met Mary at a large window where the human was clutching the windowsill and beaming out at something.
“Look!” Mary said, pointing out the window.
Sift stood up on her hind legs and looked. From this angle the main thing she could see was a set of brightly colored woven and formed cloths, in very small sizes for humans to use. They had been strung out on a line to catch the benefit of the local solar radiation and the fresh air of the agricultural district.
“They will smell quite nice when you bring them in,” Sift observed.
“Those are my youngest Aunties,” Mary explained, her voice catching as she started to actively cry again. “The leftovers from her last baby. She packed them up and sent them to Mother, who sorted and mended, and washed them for me, but I was too tired to go pick them up today so Snookums, without my even asking, or even thinking about it, went and picked them up and hung them out just perfectly like that, and every time I walk by all the tiny baby clothes I just get-”
Mary’s voice cut off in a little choke and she produced a very small cloth to wipe the tears away from her eyes.
Sift glanced up at the human a bit sideways, fascinated by the way that strong emotion seemed to open every fluid producing gland in a human’s face. Apparently Mary considered that the end of the explanation because she just laughed softly and began swaying towards the kitchen, which smelled of some herbal tea. Sift pulled out her pad and began frantically taking notes. Was this powerful emotional reaction to the physical sign of community care really something odd? Or was Mary simply overthinking her own reactions again, something Sift had observe the human scientist to be very prone to.
“Come and have a cup of tea!” Mary called out.
Sift gave a grunt of assent and kept writing observations as she walked upright towards the kitchen. Perhaps she should ask Martha, the other resident female human wasn’t fully mature yet, but often had remarkable insights into her older sister’s thought processes.
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Humans are Weird - Slice

12/23/2024

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Humans are Weird - Slice

 Clouds of steam laden with delicious smells did their best to fill the workspace before they were whisked away by vent systems that were just a hair’s touch under-powered for a kitchen feeding a crew of giant mammals. Quilx’tch brushed a paw over his upper mandibles and shook a few drops of condensate off of his talon, resisting the unsanitary urge to taste the liquid. Instead he used a different paw to lift the lid on his simmering pot of broth and lifted out a test with a third. It was a perfectly adequate broth, but something a bit sweeter was more what he thought the rest of the crew of Trisk would appreciate in their bowls this night. Quilx’tch turned the heat down under the broth, taking it down to just below a simmer and padded lightly to the edge of his raised workstation.
Below him wide platues of cooking surfaces spread out, marked with warning colors specific to his species. “This space is likely to have tanks of boiling water dropped on it.” Read one of the counters. “Earth Fruit is Round and can be up to twenty times your mass.” Declared another. This one was marked with a very simple warning glyph, in the color of blood that translated to “it rolls”. Quilx’tch gave an amused click as he noted the number of surfaces in his visual range that were marked with that particular warning. Finally he spotted what he was looking for. One of the human cooks was reducing the orange tuber they so often favored to what were small shreds even by Trisk size conventions. Quilx’tch calculated the quickest route over the spider walks to the human’s work station and trotted happily through the delicious fog until he could wave his apron for the human’s attention.
The human, one known to Quilx’tch only as “Cookie Green”, glanced up at him and bared his large teeth in a friendly greeting. Cookie, of course was a traditional fond alteration of the title, cook, and made sense in a Shatar sort of way. However as the man’s family name was not green, he did not favor ‘greens’ in the vegetable sense in his recipes, and was distinctly not a color the humans would consider green his designation remained a mystery to Quilx’tch.
“Can I do something for you Quick?” Cookie Green asked.
Quilx’tch swiped another drop off of his mandibles before replying, and the flick to get it off of his talon caused Cookie Green to smile wider in amusement. A sentiment just as puzzling as the human’s name but Quilx’tch brushed that off as well. He had a crew to feed and a pot just below a simmer with the macro-nutrients in a delicate state. Observations on cultural reactions could wait.
“Could I request this apron full of your shredded carrots?” Quilx’tch asked, loudly to be heard over the din of the room.
“Didn’t know carrots were good for you spider types,” Cookie Green said in surprise as he lifted more than the required amount, pinched between three fingers on one hand and held them out so Quilx’tch could position his apron under the mass and catch it when it dropped. Quilx’tch felt his fur puff out in shock and his mandibles twitch in concern.
“They are quite safe,” Quilx’tch assured the human. “And the sugars are delicious when properly extracted. Pardon me Cookie Green, but the end of your middle digit is bleeding!”
The human uttered a low word that Quilx’tch was fairly certain was a common swear word and immediately pulled his hand up to his eyes to inspect the blunt ends of his digits.
“Coulda’ sworn that was healed enough not to split again,” the human rumbled in annoyance. “Still, looks like to caught it before any of the blood escaped the crack and the scab. Thanks Quick. I’ll just go put a quick clear-seal on this and get back to work.”
“Doesn’t that hurt?” Quilx’tch demanded.
“Stings a bit,” Cookie Green admitted, “at least it does now that I noticed it. Would have really stung if I added the citrus juice to the salad before I sealed it. So thanks there. Saved me some pain.”
“I am quite pleased to hear that,” Quilx’tch said, relieved that the human was taking his safety, or at the very least the integrity of his kitchen, seriously. “But how did you get that injury there, did you cut yourself on a knife?”
Quilx’tch was trying to imagine at what angle the human could have been holding a knife of any kind in the kitchen to get such a shallow, to the thick-skinned humans, cut on his dominant hand. However Cookie Green shook his head.
“Not sure,” he said. “But I wasn’t even in the kitchen when it happened. Never been hurt in my kitchen by my tools. I was just out visiting the seal-snake, Old Toby, you know he’s one of the last of generation one still alive?”
“Ah, did he give you a play bite?” asked Quilx’tch a bit hesitantly. The injury did not really seem consistent with that either.
“Old Toby?” Cookie Green asked with a laugh. “With what teeth? Nah, I was scritching him behind the … well they don’t really have external ears but in that general area and his tracking tag, one of the old style, brushed up against my finger, and something on it, couldn’t see through the fur gave me this slice. Bugger of a thing a slice on the end of a finger. Doesn’t like to heal quick and if you are even a little careless just splits apart and undoes three days healing.”
The human heaved a tremendous sigh, used his uninjured hand to wipe condensate off of his eyebrows, and flicked the water off of his hand without laughing Quilx’tch noted thoughtfully, before turning away from Quilx’tch with a wave.
“Gonna go seal this now, hope the carrots are what you needed.”
Reminded of the task at hand Quilx’tch turned and trotted back to his own pot of broth, marveling at humans who were so casual about loosing three days worth of outer membrane healing, but putting it aside. His broth did need more sugar, which the carrots would provide, and Cookie Green clearly considered the slice of no importance.  
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Humans are Weird - Clean Up

12/16/2024

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First Sister trotted towards the human hive’s front porch clicking with eagerness. First Grandfather followed behind her emitting the occasional judgmental hiss as the passed the recently pruned fruit trees. He would no doubt have much to discuss with Human Second Father about the human hives tendency to ‘absolutely mutilate perfectly healthy trees’. First Sister shifted the heavy basket in her arms and plotted the quickest way to get out of the large social area the older human usually congregated in, and safely into Human Second Cousin Betty’s bedroom, where they could discuss their plans for the two hives’ joint outing the next rest day.
The muted sounds of the forest were suddenly interrupted by animalistic barking and First Sister tried not to let amusement color her frill, which was getting quite long enough to show her emotions, it had grown two fingers-breadth this harvest season alone, when First Grandfather started and skittered a bit closer to her at the sound.
“It is only Wriggles,” she reminded First Grandfather, as the silky golden head appeared from around the shed it slept in, all four eyes sparkling with curiosity. Then blinking slowly closed as the creature identified them and decided that they were not worth leaving the shed for. The round head dropped down to the ground and its soft grumbles followed them to the door where Human Second Mother had appeared smiling and waving at them.
“First Sister! First Grandfather! Come on in!”
They entered the human hive and First Sister placed the basket on the table where its contents could be sorted at leisure. As she had expected First Grandfather quickly wove the conversation that followed the greetings to how to properly prune back woody, fruit-bearing plants. Human Second Father listened with polite respect, asking the occasional question and First Sister was very relieved when Human Second Cousin Betty appeared out of a back room carrying a large container of some white liquid. The small human flashed her broad white teeth at First Sister in a friendly greeting and her odd, bipedal pace increased, presumably towards the main refrigeration unit. However First Sister had gotten used to judging the hasty Human Second Cousin Betty’s paces and she realized quickly that there was something wrong. With a yelp, the human’s body toppled forward, her arms flew out and caught the majority of her mass on the wooden floor with a thump that sounded painful and she did give a cry of distress, but it was hard to hear over the sound of the container clattering to the floor. The lid came off, spraying the white liquid all over the floor, and all over Human Second Cousin Betty.
First Sister stood frozen, unsure if she could help, as Human Second Mother strode briskly over to her fallen daughter and pulled her up. Inspecting her for injury while asking what hurt. Human Second Cousin Betty admitted her knees and wrist joints hurt a bit and Human Second Mother took her to a nearby sink to wash off what of the white liquid, some fat rich, organic compound by the look of the way it pooled on the floor, had stuck to her. First Sister caught a meaningful angle of First Grandfather’s antenna towards the spreading pool and perked up instantly. Human Second Father was still standing in the middle of the seating area, staring after his mate and daughter.
“Is this substance safe for me to touch?” First Sister asked, springing over to the closet that she knew held the cleaning supplies.
“What-” Human Second Father glanced over at her, blinked, and then laughed. “No, no!”
“It is not safe?” First Sister asked in surprise, exchanging concerned antenna tilts with First Grandfather.
“No, yes!” Human Second Father said with a dismissive wave of his hand as he walked towards the front door. “That’s just some goat’s milk Cousin Billy sent over from the north settlements. Perfectly safe. I think the north settlement hives are even bartering for some goats of their own. I meant don’t you bother cleaning that mess up. We have someone who wants to do that much worse than you do!”
First Grandfather was clearly confused by the phrasing, by the way his antenna curled and his head tilted. First Sister sympathized. Human Second Father moved to the door, carefully stepping around the spilled fluid and opened the door to thrust his head out. He gave a sharp whistle.
“Wriggles!” he called out. “Got a job for you! In here boy!”
Frantic barking followed his call and the sound of thick coils bounding up the front steps soon sounded, followed by Wriggles’s silky, golden head coming up and onto the porch. First the four eyes fixed on Human Second Father, who pointed to the slowly spreading puddle of white fluid.
“Get it boy!” the human called out.
Wriggles threw his body into three delighted spirals before darting at the puddle and attacking it’s edge with his broad mammalian tongue. First the dark maroon tongue reached out, touching down on the floor and spreading out over the fluid, then the rest of its fleshy mammal lips followed forming a sort of pressure-seal that allowed the creature to begin slurping up the fluid.
“He’ll have that up in minutes!” Human Second Father said with a chuckle as he bent to pick up the container and take it to the sink.
“I would have had it cleaned in minutes as well,” First Sister pointed out in some confusion to First Grandfather as they watched Wriggles eagerly work his way through the puddle.
“This cannot be within normal human hygienic standards,” First Grandfather pointed out, stress and fascination both obvious in his pheromones.
“I am not even sure it is within seal-snake hygienic standards,” First Sister agreed.
Human Second Mother led Human Second Cousin Betty back from the sink, and all signs of pain and discomfort had left the smaller human, replaced by signals First Sister had learned to interpret as guilt in a human.
“That was the only goat milk we’ll get this season,” Human Second Cousin Betty said with mournful look at the rapidly shrinking puddle.
“Well at least Wriggles is enjoying it,” Human Second Mother pointed out.
Human Second Cousin Betty looked at the seal-snake who was vigorously working at the puddle and her face crinkled in laughter.
“Now take First Sister to your bedroom and get started planing the picnic,” Human Second Mother said, giving her offspring a shove in that direction.
Human Second Cousin Betty instantly perked up and began pulling First Sister towards the other room, chattering about her plans. First Sister cast another glance back at Wriggles and exchanged a final befuddle look with First Grandfather. Perhaps Human Second Father would explain why it was considered both safe and amusing to let a half-domesticated omnivore slather its saliva all over the floor.


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Humans are Weird - Getting a Grip

12/9/2024

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Humans are Weird - Getting a Grip

"Is your harness secure?” Human Friend Albert asked, his voice slipping through the thin air to land on Bouncesover’s appendages.
Bouncesover gave a final tug at the weak points of his safety harness and gave the human ‘thumbs up’ signal. He mused that it was a grand thing that some human gesture language was so easy to mimic, even without having their bones and tendons. Outside of their artificially generated bubble of air pressure the daylight atmosphere of the planet glared in at them in swirling patterns of color.
“We’re over the dropsite,” Human Friend Albert said as he stooped to pick him up, gave his harness a final tactile check and attached their harnesses at the primary contact point on the human’s center of mass. Bounces over arranged his appendages in a comforting grip on the human’s ‘chest’ that allowed him to hear the steady thrumming of the human’s internal fluids even through the protective layer of the flight suit. Human Friend Albert’s pulse was the steady pattern that indicated intense focus as he strapped their gear into his backpack, secured it on the other side of his mass and ran the final checks on the control console of the sub-orbital platform. He leaned closer so Bouncesover could add his final confirmation as well, and the display on the console changed from green to amber to red as the atmosphere bubble dissipated, leaving them in a rush of wind and air that was far too thin for safety.
Human Friend Albert gave a muffled whoop of delight as his suit covered his nose and mouth with an oxygen membrane and took three running steps to the edge of the platform before leaping off in the rainbow swirls of mid-level atmosphere. The human’s heart-rate accelerated as they dropped and Bouncesover could feel the wild laughter rumbling though the human’s mass rather than hearing it over the rushing of the wind. After a few delighted tumbles the human flung out his arms and managed their fall so they could watch the atmospheric disembarkation platform shrink as it reunited with the suborbital pod, which in turn rose away from them into the blurry distance where it would reunite with the main space station. Bouncesover felt his harness begin to release a gentle flow of oxygen rich fluid between itself and the surfaces where it gripped him in response to the outer conditions and snuggled closer to the warm mass of the laughing human.
Human Friend Albert, with more grace than he ever showed on land, turned them back over to face the dimmer rainbow whirls, tending more towards orange, that indicated they were now facing the ground. Of course this was also made clear by the fact that the rushing air was now pushing Bouncesover into Human Friend Albert’s mass rather than trying to rip him away from it. Still laughing Human Friend Albert activated the navigation screen on the arm of his flight suit.
“Looks like the winds are good for landing at either the Alpha or Gamma locations,” Human Friend Albert observed. “Do you have any preference?”
Bouncesover considered this a moment before replying.
“Delta site has the best soaking facilities,” Bouncesover observed.
“No way!” Human Friend Albert interjected, “The water there is barely room temperature!”
“But it tastes much better,” Bouncesover argued.
“The sulfur at the other sites isn’t that bad,” Human Friend Albert countered.
“Yes it is,” Bouncesover said firmly. “Remember you only have a small patch of taste sensitive appendage. I vote we land at Alpha site so we can end our first ground day at Delta site with a good long soak.”
“Alpha site it is!” Human Friend Albert said, tapping that information into his display, which lit up with the indicated path down through the atmosphere. We’ve got plenty of time, would you rather slow drift or terminal fall most of the way?”
Bouncesover gave a wriggle of amusement at the carefully controlled tones of the human’s voice. The time difference between a controlled glide verses a maximum free fall decent would not be enough to have a leisurely snack, let alone effect their functional efficiency. However Human Friend Albert always felt the need to get his partner’s approval before wasting even those few moments, felt the need to get an excuse.
“I think you will be better able to scout any routes on our way down if you slow drift,” Bouncesover suggested.
“Yeah!” Human Friend Albert whooped out.
He deployed the wind-wings and the rush of air grew louder and slower as the atmosphere began to push them up against the pull of this planet’s gravity. Human Friend Albert wrapped his arms around Bouncesover as the wind-wings took over positioning control from his limbs, and also giving Bouncesover the use of the display on his forearm so the Undulate could calculate the time to their landing at Alpha site. Presumably the human was seeing the same data on the display on the suit membrane over his eyes. Bouncesover idly pulled up the human’s biometrics and gave another wriggle of amusement at the clear delight that was displayed in every readout. Human Friend Albert’s arms tightened around Bouncesover and another delighted laugh ran through his mass. Bouncesover let his awareness drift out into the thin, tasteless air, and the vague swirling colors of the world around them. Why the human preferred to jump from the platform of the suborbital pod rather than taking one of the landing craft down was still something of a mystery to the Undulate, but clearly the human did, and if Bouncesover couldn’t see what the mammal did in the situation, he could certainly enjoy Human Friend Albert’s enthusiasm.


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Humans are Weird - Understandable

12/2/2024

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 Seventh Click rubbed his horns in frustration and squinted down at his report. His second in command, Fifteen Trills gave a sympathetic click in his direction and a quick rustling came from the other Winged’s workstation. Experience told Seventh Click that the young Winged, young enough to resent being called fluffy, would be at his side in a moment, offering to take some burden off of his back. Fifteen Trills was setting up to be a good commander in his own right and it would be a lucky wing that got him when he was inevitably promoted. Still, there were some things that even the swiftest wing-beats and strongest talons couldn’t assist with.
“I am done with my daily assignments,” Fifteen Trills called out as he scampered up to Seventh Click’s desk. “May I have some more?”
Seventh Click wrinkled his snout in amusement and held up the report he was working on.
“Let me ping an idea around your skull?” he asked.
“Of course!” Fifteen Trills declared taking a moment to scramble his wings around into the most receptive position. “What is giving you difficulty-”
“The humans and these – desire paths – the official record calls them,” Seventh Click explained. “You know the local ground cover is essential to keeping the dust down?”
Fifteen Trills bobbed his whole body in eager understanding.
“The silicate particles in the local soil are not only dangerous to breathing when in the air, but the dust interferes with sonar -”
“And the local species mix the botanists worked up is nearly perfect for keeping the dust down where it belongs, holding nutrients for the growth of plants,” Seventh Clicks went on. “Of course the humans fully agree on this, they don’t have the sonar issue -”
“Of course not -”
“But the lung issue is identical,” Seventh Click expanded, tapping his own chest cavity with a hook. “Humans know this. It has been brought up in multiple safety meetings.”
“And they know that forming these desire paths increases the silicate presence in the breathable atmosphere -” Fifteen Trills observed shrugging his wings in confusion.
“Every single one of them!” Seventh Click exclaimed in frustration. “Yet, instead of staying on the clearly marked, reinforced walking paths they insist on saving some minuscule caloric value by cutting across the more fragile planted areas and -”
There was a soft chime from his workstation and Seventh Click turned to address it as Fifteen Trills went back to his own work. The chime was a reminder to address an odd loitering pattern that someone had noticed in his wing. He stashed his work pad and hopped to the door where he dropped down and flew in a lazy arc towards the human living quarters of the base. He spotted the issue as soon as he drew near. One of the local humans had expended the time and effort to add a structure to the top of their personal dwelling. Built of the same local wood as the dwelling it consisted of a small roof, pointed well past the angle necessary to shed the local rainfall, and sturdy corner beams with thin planks between them on all four sides, angled the perfect distance to let a Winged in and out.
This was such a delightfully cozy setup that one could hardly imaging it being anything except an invitation to the Winged specifically to visit the house. Hardly, save for the fact that the majority of the structure was filled with a shaped metal noise-maker of cultural significance to the human who lived there. When the report had first landed on his horns Seventh Click had not been surprised the structure had attracted the younger members of his, and other wings, and the human inhabitant of the house had never objected to their presence. Indeed, the human had gone to great lengths to install safety measures so the visiting Winged were never startled, or possibly injured, by the bell sounding suddenly. Which safety measures hardly seemed necessary as the bell was almost never rung. Said human was currently tending to some plant in her garden, chatting with a few Winged who were collecting aromatic flower petals. Despite the comfortable domestic scene Seventh Click firmed his joints to demand an explanation from the loiterers in the structure. With a wide range of far more comfortable social perches on the base there was very little besides some mischief that could have induced so many into the harsh corners, and dry winds of the structure. It at the very least warranted investigation.
Seventh Click was greeted with the casual cheerfulness of a social wing who anticipated no censure for whatever they were doing. Something that both soothed him and made him suspicious. He struck up a casual conversation about the warm weather with the highest ranked member from his own wing and was able to quickly bring the conversation around to were he wanted it.
“With so many cooled perches around,” he said, “I am rather surprised that you enjoy hanging around this structure.”
“Nothing surprising about it,” the younger Winged said with an amused chitter. “It’s well worth it to be able to help out Rita.”
“The human owner of this structure?” Seventh Click confirmed to a general sursurration of wings in confirmation.
He was about to ask what good this Rita gained from having wings scatterings of loitering youths in her structure when one of the ones nearest the slats, serving as look out called out excitedly.
“She’s got another one by his nose!” The entire group instantly scrambled to the slats, stopping just short of being visible to the two humans below them. Seventh Click followed curiously. The humans seemed to be talking about the owner’s, Rita’s apparently, choice in planting season.
“-in the middle of summer?” The visiting human was asking. “Are you nuts?”
“Well!” Rita called out, markedly more loudly than she had been speaking before.
The scattered wing gave a collective chitter of amusement and braced themselves on the slats.
“It is said that I have bats in my belfry!” Rita declared loudly with a wide gesture of one arm at the structure.
The Winged surged halfway out of the slats and waved their wings vigorously down at the two humans.
“She does!”
“Here we are!”
“So many bats!”
“All up in her belfry!”
The face of the visiting human visible contorted in distress even at this distance and he released an audible groan while Rita double over cackling with human amusement.
Seventh Click quietly backed out of the far side of the structure and lifted off, back towards his office. He found Fifteen Trills busily checking the air filters as he hopped over to your desk.
“Were you able to determine why so many of the younger Winged were gathering in the sounding structure?” Fifteen Trill asked with a cheerful set to his nose.
“Yes,” Seventh Click said in a tone that sounded oddly dry and lifeless, even to himself.
Fifteen Trill gave a perplexed chirp and scampered over to look over Seventh Click’s wings as the older commander pulled up the report he had been working on previously.
“They gather there,” Seventh Click said slowly. “For the same reason that the human built the structure. That is, on the off chance that another human, or any sapient will do perhaps, will walk by and give the human a chance to reference an ancient human insult.”
“What insult is that?” Fifteen Trills asked.
“She has bats in her belfry.”
Fifteen Trills actually staggered a bit to the side he chittered so hard at that. The sub-commander took a few seconds to get his fur smooth and his amusement controlled before responding.
“Isn’t that a wing-lifter! I will have to join them some time!” Fifteen Trills hesitated as he sounded the still perplexed and somewhat depressed mood of his commander.
“Is something wrong?” he asked.
“No,” Seventh Click said, lifting the report on the humans’ near absolute dedication to energeticly efficient ‘desire paths’ as he calculated the energy required to build and mount the belfry.
“I just wonder,” he says slowly. “If it should bother me more that so often humans make no sense to us, or if it should bother me more that sometimes they make perfect sense to us.”
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