There is No Knowing What Comes - Star Wars The Clone Wars Season 7 Episode 4 - Unfinished Business3/13/2020
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Humans are Weird – Silent Screams
“Other than the near universal desire to keep useful items ordered and readily available, no I do not know of any particular human proclivity for storage compartments,” Ninth Sister said. The Winged commander sighed and ran his winghooks over his sensory horns. Ninth Sister felt his feet grip her shoulders as he shifted. “Perhaps you should come observe the phenomena for yourself,” he suggested. “You can predict this behavior?” Ninth Sister asked. “Under certain conditions yes,” he replied. “The human in question is currently in her quarterly review and will demonstrate the behavior quite nicely if the patter holds. We should be able to observe it from that round table by the cafe.” Ninth Sister took the hint and strolled over to the table. The server, a respectably sized human who only came to her antenna tips came out to take their order and retreated back into the establishment. The Winged commander flitted up to the crossbeams that supported the solar shade and hung with his beady little eyes pointed at the door to the administration office. The server brought out a chilled nectar for Ninth Sister and a dish of protein crystals for the Winged commander. He flitted down to the table to snatch one up and held it between his needle like teeth as they waited. Ninth Sister dipped her siphon into the refreshing drink and watched with mild interest as the protein crystal began to form a red froth around the Winged’s teeth. The forth crept out and covered his lips before his tongue flicked out and began licking it. “You know the human’s consider this habit one of the most terrifying,” she observed. “One of the main reasons they call us Hellbats,” he gurgled back at her. Her antenna flexed down to wipe her mandibles in disgust and she barely managed to contain the reaction. Fortunately the Winged seemed not to understand the gesture and kept happily licking the froth off of his lips. He had finished the first crystal and started on a second when the door of the administration room irised open. A single human stalked out. It was one of the newer resident professors. A midsized female with light golden coloration and the pigment-less eyes the humans called blue. Ninth Sister tilted her head curiously at the woman. She was clenching a notebook tightly in one hand. She came just far enough out of the administration room for the door to cycle shut and then her chest expanded in that peculiar mammalian behavior. The fleshly lids blinked over her eyes several times and then she abruptly turned and strode along the wall of the building complex. “Now you will see,” the Winged commander said with a smug note in his voice. “There she goes.” “And you say she was simply engaging in her quarterly assessment?” Ninth Sister asked. “I am sure of it,” the Winged said. “As a commander I have access to the schedule. There!” “That is in fact the supply storage facility,” Ninth Sister said as the human opened the door and stepped in. “Perhaps she simply needs to get supplies?” “After every quarterly assessment?” the Winged demanded. “And she never leaves with anything she didn’t take in there with-” “Silence!” Ninth Sister suddenly snapped, her frill flaring and her antenna perking up. In an instant Ninth Sister was on her feet and bolting across the green space towards the storage compartment. The Winged commander took off after her and managed to grab onto her kilt. “What got in your horns?” he demanded. “Can’t you hear that?” she hissed. “Hear what?” the Winged commander asked. “It must be too low for you to register,” Ninth Sister said. Her long loping stride had taken them to the door of the storage area and Ninth Sister yanked the door open and called out. “Human-” Ninth Sister stopped and glanced down at the Winged commander with a feeling of consternation as she realized she didn’t know the human’s name. “Professor Nowak,” the Winged commander supplied helpfully. Professor Nowak was crouched on the floor of the storage space. She had snapped her head around when Ninth Sister opened the door and was staring at them with her eyes so wide that the whites were clearly visible all the way around her irises. Her notebook was clenched between her teeth and the rear claw of a low scream was tapering off. “Would you like to come join us Professor Nowak?” Ninth Sister asked . Professor Nowak disengaged her jaw with visible effort of the muscles along her neck and fell back on her padded hips. She stared quietly at them for a moment before closing her eyes, tossing her head back, and bursting out into laughter. “Ay, did I make you worried Freinds?” she asked. “I will admit to some concern when I heard you screaming,” Ninth Sister admitted. “A little help up?” the human asked, holding up her hand. Ninth Sister reached out a hand and braced her rear legs to pull. The Winged commander flitted over and made a show of pulling up on the human’s thumb. The human laughed and stood with Ninth Sister’s help. “A joker you are,” Professor Nowak said. “I suppose you want an explanation for why I’m hiding in a storage locker screaming my lungs out ay?” “I for one would appreciate it,” Ninth Sister said. “Well thanks for coming to check on me,” the human said. “But it’s nothing serious. I had my quarterly today you know?” “I am aware,” Ninth Sister said. “Well I get,” the human squinted as they stepped out into the natural light, “overly anxious about it. So I deal with it by over prepping. Keeps me focused like.” “That sounds reasonable,” Ninth Sister agreed. “But I always over prepare,” Professor Nowak went on. “So I come out and I have all that extra nervous energy built up and nowhere to spend it productively. So I just find a nice quiet place and scream the rest of it off. Perfectly normal ay?” She flashed her teeth at them and then turned to jog off towards the research offices. “Is it?” the Winged commander asked. “Is it what?” Ninth Sister asked. “Perfectly normal to find a human curled up in the corner screaming,” he clarified. “I do not know,” she replied. Thank you all so much for your updoots and feedback. It gives me the will to go on. Want to see more? Think about becoming a Patreon. Tea refuses to buy itself and the more time one has to spend on a day job the less time there is for befuddled aliens. Humans are Weird – The National Pastime
“Will this ever end?” Human Friend Ester cried out in a wail of agony. Fourteenth Sister laid her frill back and reminded herself that she needed this employment. She was fully molted. She was perfectly capable of putting up with human idiosyncrasies. “Are you referring to this particular stretch of the path?” Fourteenth Sister asked, more to stop the nymph like chattering of her companion. “Ughh! No!” Human Friend Ester replied. “It levels out just around the corner. I mean this hike! Why is it so long?” “Did you not chose this route when we were planning the excursion?” Fourteenth Sister asked. “Yeah, yeah,” Human Friend Ester said with a dismissive wave of a hand. “You’ve never been in this neck of the woods before. I’ve done this hike like three times. I swear it get longer each time.” “Are you suggesting?” Fourteenth Sister demanded, her frill laying flat against her shoulders in irritation. “That someone has come out in the time since your last visit and restructured the course of the path?” “What?” Human Friend Ester glanced at her and tightened the twin flap of skin over binocular eyes. “No, no. I mean it just feels like it. I sear you have to be mad to make this a pastime.” Fourteenth Sister coiled her antenna and fell silent as she tried to parse that statement. While there was the possibility that Human Friend Ester was questioning her sanity, Fourteenth Sister’s experience to date suggested it was some colloquialism. Still, the rules of deep space exploration did dictate that she follow up any such suggestion. “Are you suggesting that my mental health is impaired?” Fourteenth Sister asked. “Huh?” Human Friend Ester glanced back at her with that unfocused look that was so very disturbing on a species that so obviously was designed to focus. “You suggested that anyone who would make climbing this trail a pastime was mentally unstable,” Fourteenth Sister explained. “I have chosen this as a pastime.” “No, no!” Human Friend Ester said with a laugh. “Just a slip of the tongue. In that case I’d be right nutters too. I invited you out here after all.” “Yes you did,” Fourteenth Sister observed. “I am beginning to wonder why.” “You make a great hiking companion,” Human Friend Ester said. “Not that I mind carrying the cuddle mops or the Hell Bats but you know it’s good to just free- ah, travel without having to be constantly thinking about not having to sit on someone you know?” “You could simply request that your companion not use you as a resting surface,” Fourteenth Sister suggested. “Nah!” Human Friend Ester said. “Wouldn’t want to offend the little cuddle buggers. Besides, you can nearly keep up.” “Nearly?” Fourteenth Sister arched her antenna in query. “Yeah,” Human Friend Ester went on. “And the little bit you do slow me down is a nice break from this lung popping hill.” Horror rippled through her frill at the image that conjured. The massive, inflatable human lungs, of such a volume that they doubled as buoyancy organs, would indeed ‘pop’ spectacularly. “You do not need my presence to justify traveling more slowly,” Fourteenth Sister pointed out, desperately trying to rid her imagination of that image. “This is recreation.” “What would I complain about then?” Human Friend Ester asked. Fourteenth Sister actually stopped in her tracks as she parsed that. “You wish, you desire...a reason for complaint?” she asked. Human Friend Ester glanced back at her with that strange contortion called a smile playing over the human’s face. “Complainning’s the national pastime where I’m from,” Human Friend Ester replied. “Gotta keep in practice.” Fourteenth Sister resumed her pace and began counting the days until her period of service was over. Thank you all so much for your updoots and feedback. It gives me the will to go on. Want to see more? Think about becoming a Patreon. Tea refuses to buy itself and the more time one has to spend on a day job the less time there is for befuddled aliens. |
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